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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Cold water

    A young man went to his grandfather's place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to lunch when he noticed that the spoons and forks were encrusted in a thin filmy substance. He asked his grandfather,"Are you sure you washed it properly?" "As clean as cold water can get it" was...
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    English of Gujarat

    EXPRESSION NOT THE LANGUAGE In a hotel in Ahmedabad: It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. ** In a hotel lobby in Surat: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be...
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    Some light jokes

    Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a...
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    Business Ethics

    Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: 'I will choose my own bride!' Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.' Son: 'Well, in that case...ok' Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.' Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to...
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    Trick To The Top

    A corporation advertised all kinds of positions to fill for their new office in a big city, the candidates were selected based on their resume and tested for their aptitude for the positions The corporation put around one hundred baseball balls in some particular order in a closed room with...
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    World's shortest essay

    This is a story of a 16 year old boy from New Hampshire who won the World's shortest essay competition. He was awarded a scholarship at the University of Harvard for his Imagination and humor .... Here's an example of absolute Brilliance.... Shortest Essay: An English university creative...
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    Witty answers - read and enjoy ... :))

    Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. *********** Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter? ***********...
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    Resumes and Cover Letters

    1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. 2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms. 3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. 4. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave. 5. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial...
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    Laywer's BMW

    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he...
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    His and Her Diaries

    1. HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I...
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    9 rules of life

    1 - Live to relax! 2 - Love your bed, it is your temple! 3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night! 4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it! 5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards! 6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what...
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    Doctors Meeting

    A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one that we can go to when we have problems." The others agreed. Then one said...
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    ~'~"~'"~\-------------Rivers Edge 4x4 2009 Pics Collection-------------/~'~"~'"~

    ~'~"~'"~\-------------Rivers Edge 4x4 2009 Pics Collection-------------/~'~"~'"~ I got 118 pics of Rivers Edge 4x4 Challenge and i'll update all of 'em in this thread. If anyone likes diz thread Add Rep+:)
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    Rivers Edge 4x4 2009

    Kattiyama heta(06/09/09) enawada Rivers Edge 4x4 2009 balanna?Meka thiyenne ape gewal langa.:)Enawanam call ekak denna (0775-678678).Api set wemu:P
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    The Success of Marriage

    Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going...
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    LEAVE LETTERS

    This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India ... 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. This is...
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    You Know you are having a bad day when...

    You Know you are having a bad day when... Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You call the suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold. Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party. The bird singing outside your window is a vulture...
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    pink curtain

    A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like To buy a pair of pink curtains". The salesman assures her that they have a large election of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally...
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    Love Life & Indian Advertisement Line

    Want to propose a girl Just do it - Nike ************* Before going to propose to a girl Believe in the best - BPL. ************* If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl Vicks ki goli lo kich kich door karo - ************* If you are going to propose to a girl Chances are...
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    Ladies vs the real women

    LADIES VS. REAL WOMEN Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's stillcooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt foran instant"fix-me-up." Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking,that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real...

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