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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Good One Liner

    Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil In bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed. What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink. Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great...
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    A Policeman Testifies in Court

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility... Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"...
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    10 LAWS OF COMPUTING

    1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete. 3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it. 4. When...
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    WORK Virus

    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private...
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    extra marital affairs

    The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He...
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    Contradictory proverbs

    Every Action has an equal and an opposite reaction. Similarly, every proverb has an equal and an opposite proverb! There always exists two sides of the same coin. U be the judge.. All good things come to those who wait. BUT Time and tide wait for no man. The pen is mightier than the sword...
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    Clever Business Signs

    Some Very Clever Business Signs 1) At an Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." 2) In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there hungry. Come on in and get fed up." 3) In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." 4) On a...
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    SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS

    Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In...
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    Need AMD Athlon X2,Pheonom X3,Pheonom X3

    Need AMD Athlon X2,Pheonom X3,Pheonom X4.Brandnew or used.If anyone got,Call me. 0775-678678
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    Need AMD AM2 , AM2 + Processor

    Need AMD AM2 , AM2 + Processor brand new or used
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    Smart Parents

    An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!' 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. 'We can't stand the...
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    This is the reason I am not going to a 5-star HOTEL

    Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer : "tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?" Answer : " Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it? black or white?"...
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    AMD Processor & Motherboard

    I'm gonna buy new AMD Processor & Motherboard.My budget is 22k.What can i buy frm it?
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    නoගී කකුල උස්සනවද ෆොටො එකක් ගන්න

    නoගී කකුල උස්සනවද ෆොටො එකක් ගන්න
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    nVidia Geforce 8500GT Inno 3D 512 MB Oc'ed VGA for Sale!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm Sellin it for Rs:4000/= with 1 1\2 warranty.Interested call me on 0775-678678
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    A Very Old Couple

    A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food restaurant. He noticed that they ordered only one meal and an extra drinkcup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each had half...
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    A MAD GUY SHARING WITH HIS FRIEND.

    My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last... Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, good food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Mumbai, mine is in Chennai. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding...
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    Ammiyooooooooooooo

    Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL. Sardar: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile? Teacher: Me? No, why? Sardar: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call". Judge: Don't U have shame...
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    Because i am a women

    Because I am a woman I am different from a man. We may look like the same species, but there are different “rules” for each of us. Because I am a woman, I need to spend 20 minutes outlining my lips before I put on lipstick. Even though you say I have a big mouth, my lips are too thin. My...
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    Casual Day

    A Company decides to adopt Fridays as Casual Day and they issued a Memo to all department intimating the same. Week 1 Memo 1: Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice. Week 3 Memo 2: Spandex and...

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