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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Words women use

    Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. *********** Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping...
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    Punishment air force style

    A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of...
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    He vs sHe in Office

    How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE) ********* 1. The family picture is on HIS desk. Ah, a solid, responsible family man. The family picture is on HER desk. Umm, her family will come before her career...
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    Honesty

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any...
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    The Times of India - Headlines Dated 1.1.2020

    The Times of India - Headlines Dated 1.1.2020 :) 1. President Sonia Gandhi n Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi receive Italy Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi at airport!!! 2. This is my last film - Mithun. 3. I'll surely enter in to Indian Team - Ganguly. 4. Salman, Vivek, Abhishek attend...
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    The Second Opinion

    Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now...
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    Terrrific quotes ( One liner )

    Love is photogenic it needs darkness to develop. ************ A good discussion is like a miniskirt, Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject! ************ Children in backseats cause accidents, Accidents in backseats cause children! ************ "Your...
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    Download All RS links without RS premium account

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    6 Weeks , 6 Months, 6 Years (Humor)

    Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? ******** Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? ******** Gifts...
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    Funniest School Excuse Notes !

    These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over this country. 1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 3. My daughter is under a...
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    Come let us

    A ten year old girl rushes to her grandmother and asks her, “Can I be pregnant?" Grandmother, "Are you fooling. You can not be pregnant. Go and play out side." The girl then goes to grandfather and asks him the same question and the reply also is the same. The girl goes to her father with the...
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    Cool One Liners

    If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience. ....... I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it. ....... I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. ....... Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he...
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    Doctor's Medical Certificate

    Doctor Certified I Certified that Mr. /Miss ________________ _ , working in your organization, is suffering from 'time-bound' illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to...
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    Types of Farts

    Types of Farts! Eeww digusting ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ********* ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. ********* TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. ********* JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite...
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    Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-TmG

    Slumdog Millionaire (2008) 720p.BluRay.DD5.1.x264-TmG VIDEO: 4736Kbps, 1280 x 544 || AUDIO: DD 5.1 AC3 INFO: A Mumbai teen who grew up in the slums, becomes a contestant on the Indian version of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” He is arrested under suspicion of cheating, and while being...
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    The problems of "HE" and "SHE"..

    The problems with "HE" as thought by "SHE" If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; If u Don't, he says u are from VILLAGE. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ; If u keep QUIET...
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    HIJACK !!!

    One guy in the plane got up all of sudden and shouted "HIJACK" ... The passengers got scared and put their hands up ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . From the other end someone shouted Hi John...
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    Bachelors Quotes

    Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life !! --Anonymous **************** Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde **************** Don't marry for money; you can...
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    Softwarism!! ( IT Humor )

    Gandhism: You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk. ******* Indiraism: You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows. ******* Lalooism: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. ******* Rajnikantism: You have two cows. You throw...
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    Girls vs. Grown Women

    Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits ********** Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need...

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