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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Sick Leave Policy

    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY ******* * SICKNESS No excuse...We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. ******* * AN OPERATION We are no longer allowing this...
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    Computer Tech Support Calls

    These "silly tech support calls" have been around in e-mails and online since the dawn of tech support. They are always fun to read. I'm in the mood for a good laugh. How 'bout you? ********** Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried...
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    Definition of a kiss

    Prof .of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply. ******* Prof. Of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned. ******* Prof. Of Algebra Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing. ******* Prof. Of...
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    Getting married....?

    Read before Getting marriage.... :-) • Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ? To tell each other affectionately... Sweetheart U R Dead ! ************* • Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman...
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    Fergie - Big girls don't cry

    Fergie - Big girls don't cry video's links plz
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    Scenario in various parts of India

    Ever observed this ..while in Mumbai ..Delhi ..and so on ..read on Scenario 1 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata ****** Scenario 2 Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees...
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    The 5 Toughest Questions

    The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man The questions are: What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a...
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    Naming Ceremony

    What ur name means....... .. Check it out !! Instructions : What you do is find out what each letter of your name means. Then connect all the meanings and it describes YOU. (Its TRUE) & (Is'nt it GRêT !!) If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once. For Example : MARK M...
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    18 rules for life

    1. Pursue Achievable Goals 2. Keep Genuine Smiles 3. Share with Others 4. Help Thy Neighbors 5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit 6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, &the Ugly 7. Keep Cool Under Pressure 8 . Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor 9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others...
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    If a STUDENT makes a mistake

    If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style..................... ********* If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident..................... ********* If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation.................... ********* If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new...
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    Beautiful Advice

    An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen Tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does Happen, you have to worry twice.' 1. Pray 2. Go to bed on time. 3. Get up on time so you can start the day unrushed. 4. Say No to projects...
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    SANTA ANSWER MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY

    Have you heard of Mr. Santa Singh applying to a medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say he never made it. You know why? These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam. ************ Antibody - against everyone Artery - The study of the paintings. Bacteria - back...
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    HR = HIGH RISK ( OFFICE HUMOR )

    After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his...
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    Think Positive !!

    This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that...
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    Once Upon A Time

    Once upon a time leadership mattered, now dealership rules the world. ********* Once upon a time quality was craftsman's pride, now it is a departmental mess. ********* Once upon a time mouse was an untouchable mammal, now it is handheld pest. ********* Once upon a time wisdom was...
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    What happens when desi returns from USA ?

    21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. 20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious). 19. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath. 18. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'. 17. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi"...
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    Simple Solutions

    The Difference between FOCUSING on PROBLEMS and FOCUSING on SOLUTIONS Case # 1 : When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens would not work at zero gravity (ink will not flow down to the writing surface). Solution # 1 : To solve this problem, it took them...
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    Contact Agreement

    Shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by a 96 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. ********** Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to Pay my plumber last month...
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    Difference

    TWO WOMEN TALKING: ================================== Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like...
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    Why Women R so Special

    Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box...

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