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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST

    10 REASONS--- Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST 1. We are always late we would have missed the flight. 2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us! 3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves. 4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there. 5...
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    Jury Duty

    A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot. As the trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench. "Your...
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    Strategy

    Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services in England. Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend . Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day...
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    The Taxi Driver

    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an...
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    The Taxi Driver

    A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an...
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    Astrological Prayers

    Aries Dear God, please give me patience... And could you do it right now? *********** Taurus Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick. *********** Gemini Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God? *********** Cancer Dear God!!! *********** Leo Yes...
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    Chilly Question & Ans.

    Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday ********* Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? ********* Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I...
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    I don't want to go to school

    One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the...
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    English Language

    Let's face it - English is a crazy language. In what other language do people drive in a parkway and park in a driveway? Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall? Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something...
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    A poem by a Bengali school teacher

    Through the jongole I am went On shooting Tiger I am bent Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life Too much quiet, snakes and leeches But I not fear these sons of beeches Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start But noise is coming from damn fool's...
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    Why ?

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is...
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    Proxy Shooting

    The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife good-bye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door...
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    BUMPER STICKERS FOR WOMEN

    1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE...
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    Indian - American

    An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding...
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    Seat

    A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large...
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    15 Rules that Delhi lives by...

    1. The Other Side Law: If my side of the road has a traffic jam, then I can start driving on the wrong side of the road, and all incoming cars will be rerouted via Meerut. 2. The Queue Nahin Rule: If there is a queue of many people, no one will notice me sneaking into the front as long as I...
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    Very official love letter

    To Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. At 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a...
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    Criticision : What If Titanic sank Today?

    Reaction from different countries: ************** U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network." (President...
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    50 Facts each of you to know...

    1 The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. ************* 2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. ************* 3 Of all the words in the English...
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    Poems written by husband to wife

    I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack. ****** God saw me hungry, he created pizza . He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi . He saw me in dark, he created light . He saw me...

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