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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    lie detector robot

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home about noon and told Marsha that he had gone to a nearby city and purchased a Robot. It was no ordinary robot, but it was in fact...
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    Prostitute Parrots

    A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?"' "That's terrible!" the...
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    Success

    At age 04 success is... Not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is... Having friends. At age 18 success is... Having a drivers license. At age 35 success is... Having money. At age 50 success is... Having money. At age 70 success is... Having a drivers license. At age 75 success...
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    Exam Special

    Three Examinations special 1) Special offer........ Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal's office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer valid until exams only.... 2) It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper...
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    Marital Woes

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ********* Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought...
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    Marital Woes

    Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ********* Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of...
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    How Girlz rate Guyz?

    Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have. Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs...
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    300%

    A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean." She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, he burned his tongue and broke his finger!"
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    PUZZLERS

    [1] IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AGAINST HER WILL, IS IT CONSIDERED RAPE OR SHOPLIFTING? [2] CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER? [3] HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED? [4] WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"... BUT IT'S...
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    Hanging baskets

    A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her, "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!" and out she...
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    Top 10 Most Stupid Questions

    Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations : 1.) At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. ..... Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. ****** 2.) In the bus: A heavy...
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    A DRUNK ON THE BUS

    A drunk gets on a bus. The driver, impatient while the drunk fumbles in his pocket for change, drives off. As the bus starts rolling, the drunk reacts to the sudden movement by stumbling all the way to the back of the bus. The bus stops at the next stop. He reacts by stumbling to the front of...
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    Please tell me "WHY"

    WHY (can anyone give the answers) 1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? 2. Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money? 3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion...
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    Seat

    A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large...
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    Peg after peg

    I never take risk while drinking When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen I stealthily enter the house Take out the bottle from my black cupboard Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the photo frame But still no one is...
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    Wasted Suicide

    A blonde, socially ridiculed decided to hang herself from a tree in the park and commit suicide. A little bit later, an old lady walked around noticed her hanging from the rope and swinging. She asked her what she was doing and if she needed any help. The blonde firmly replied, "I am...
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    Send it to your boss

    People who do lots of work... Make lots of mistakes People who do less work... Make less mistakes People who do no work... Make no mistakes People who make no mistakes... Gets promoted That's why I spend most of my time Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion.
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    Send Men Immediately

    A Lady Rector of a Ladies hostel was fond of using English language though she was not good in English. She was also fond of using very small sentenses to communicate. Always in hurry she used to creat lots if funny situations. Once the electricity of her ladies hostel went off at midnight...
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    Job titles

    In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: ******* Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist ******* House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager ******* Typist -...
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    Prison Break Season 04 - Last 06 Episodes

    Episode 17: The Mother Lode Airdate: : 17 Apr.2009 Format : avi PlayTime : 43:09 VideoCodec : XviD Bit rate : ~1 Mbps Aspect ratio : 16:9, 624x352 Frame rate : 23.976 fps Audio : MP3 VBR 2.0 ~128kbps...

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