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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Cool Fundas

    Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... .so why practice? ............ ......... ......... ......... . ............ ......... ......... .... Money is not everything. There's MasterCard & Visa. ............ ......... ... ............ ......... ......... ......... ...
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    When maths teacher writes love letter

    My Dear SweetHeart, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude...
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    මොනවද මිනිහො ඔය බලන්නේ?

    මොනවද මිනිහො ඔය බලන්නේ?
  4. Dreamworks_naveen

    Appraisal letter : with encryption.....

    Dear Manager (HR), Vimal, my assistant programmer, can always be found Hard at work in his cubicle. Vimal works independently, without Wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vimal never Thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always...
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    Prison Break Wallpapers

    If anyone got Prison Break Wallpapers post'em here.:(
  6. Dreamworks_naveen

    මට ඇත්ත කියපන් ගෑනියේ

    මට ඇත්ත කියපන් ගෑනියේ
  7. Dreamworks_naveen

    GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN

    Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful ...
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    Diff. btwn i-Phone vs. Stone

  9. Dreamworks_naveen

    It's Started

    A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but...
  10. Dreamworks_naveen

    New Exercise Program

    Here's the exercise program I am using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some. ALWAYS CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE STARTING ANY EXERCISE PROGRAM. NOW SCROLL DOWN...
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    Confusing English language

    Hey read this, its really very interesting........ Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me? 1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from...
  12. Dreamworks_naveen

    Woman's Hotel

    Four beautiful ladies walked into a hotel to stay in for the night, the name of the hotel read, “Pleasure Giving Hotel For Women” The ladies were convinced and walked in. On the first floor a sign read, ‘the men on this floor are not good at having sex, but are very gentle and very tempting’...
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    Laywer's BMW

    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, Ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, The lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he...
  14. Dreamworks_naveen

    God as Computer Programmer

    Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer. ********** Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables. ********** Q: Why does God...
  15. Dreamworks_naveen

    සක්විති රනසිoහ

    සක්විති රනසිoහ
  16. Dreamworks_naveen

    "මින්දද" පල් හොරා

    "මින්දද" පල් හොරා
  17. Dreamworks_naveen

    One liners - Definations

    1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. ********** 2. Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match. ********** 3. Marriage: It's an agreement in which the man loses his...
  18. Dreamworks_naveen

    Interesting equation

    Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Human = Pigs + work + enjoy If, Human - enjoy = Pigs + work In other words, Human that don't know enjoy = pigs that work ************** Men = eat + sleep + earn money Pigs = eat + sleep Hence, Men = Pigs + earn money...
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    How True

    Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to...
  20. Dreamworks_naveen

    NET ADDICT

    1. A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!"(FOR DIAL UP'S) 2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control. 3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL." 4. You tell everyone, that after surgery, your mom went to ICQ ......instead of ICU! 5...

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