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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Riversedge 4x4 challenge Pics collection

    See them in here http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=106024&page=3
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    Santa Singh & Hidden Cam

    Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room. Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?” Santa : “Hidden camera!” Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?” Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why...
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    If computer languages were car..

    * C is a racing car that goes incredibly fast but breaks down every fifty miles. * C++ is a souped-up racing car with dozens of extra features that only breaks down every 250 miles, but when it does, nobody can figure out what went wrong. * Java is a family station wagon. It's easy to drive...
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    Four Catholic Women

    Four Catholic women were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'". The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'". The third...
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    ගැහැනු ගැන පිරිමි කියන කතා

    ගැහැනු ගැන පිරිමි කියන කතා
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    Wacky Greeting Cards

    Wacky Greeting Cards For Unloved Ones! 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life... (Inside card) - I've changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life... (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met...
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    Love VS Marriage

    Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage is a take home packet. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa. Love is talking about having...
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    Life Before the Computers

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    NOD 32 Virus Guard need

    Plz give me the latest one's link.
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    Ane sir gahanna epaa....Kiyannam........kiyannam...........

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    Need great CV or CV models

    If u got post 'em here.Gr8 hlp.
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    Resources..

    New vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet. " Madam, if I...
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    Child Talk

    7 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed...
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    Arrested for laughing!

    This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her third...
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    The Key to Every Woman's Heart

    A group of girlfriends go on vacation and see a five-story hotel with a sign that reads "for women only." Since they are without their boyfriends, they decide to go in. The doorman, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find...
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    Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

    1. You can stare at any Girl....... ************* 2. You don't have to spend money on her. ************* 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. ************* 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. ************* 5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u...
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    Computer gender.!!!

    A man who was previously a sailor, was very aware that ships are addressed as "she" and "her". He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts. The first was comprised of women, and the second of men. Each group was...
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    Husbands are husbands

    A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the Head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Julie on it that I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at...
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    Cute & Innocent Joke

    As the thief was leaving the house, the child woke up and said to the thief, " Take my School Bag too, else i'll wake up my mom....".
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    Help Her With Her Plan

    A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names. First up was Dan. A very adventurous child. My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan, If I can, If I can, If I can. “Very good”, the teacher said to Dan. She...

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