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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    Kidnapping by a sardar... TOO GOOD!

    There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your...
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    Three answers most scared by men.. Typical girls...

    1. (Whatever) Men: What to have for dinner? Women: Whatever.. Men: Why not we have steamboat? Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have...
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    Tall grass

    A man was riding in the back of his limo when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "i don't have any money for food" the poor man replied. "oh please come to my home" said the rich...
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    The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a...
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    Need these 2 songs

    Prelude - Afi Katath Aythi - Tiron Perera n Ishan De Silva Audio & Video 2 ma thiyenawanam hondai.DL section eke thiyena ewa DL wenne ne.
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    Never Ever Lie To A Woman

    Howdy,folks...lovely story I just had to share. 'Never Ever Lie to a woman' A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that...
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    THINKING OUT OF THE BOX

    Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! ********** Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. **********...
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    Santa and his Constipation

    Banta a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table." Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat CRACK, CRACK, CRACK... and then sends him into the bathroom...
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    Ma 5000 post : Rivers Edge 4x4 Pics Collection

    Rivers Edge 4x4 will held on 21st of sunday at Kochchikade.I'll post them on sunday evening.:D
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    Funny Quotes

    Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect...... So why practice? Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa. One should love animals. - They are so tasty. Save water. - Shower with your girl friend. Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. Behind every...
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    Incredible Working Dog

    A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job...
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    A Blind Man and A Dog

    A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: “That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.” “Not really,” came the reply. “I’m just finding out...
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    Very Naughty SMS messages (18+)

    * If necessity is the mother of invention, then… Frustration is the father of masturbation! * What is the definition of a healthy virgin? One who has never been Bed RIDDEN ! * While preparing her RESUME a young Lady wrote: Special qualification: I am Flexible enough to Perform in all...
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    Delon ge thawath wadak mennoooooo

    Menna Delon's new album eke name eka horakan karapu heti If u don't understsnd wht i'm saying watch da video on diz thread http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=105550
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    Thoughts to think about

    used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. *********** Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable...
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    Very Old Advertisements : You will never see this in your life....

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    Footprints

    One day a man having conversation with god when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints. He asked god "You...
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    The Selfish Man

    I don't love you I don't care for you All I care for is myself My very own Self… That is why I can't live without you 'Cause you are a part of my Self You always thought you were You No Dear…you are not 'Cause I see nothing of You inside you I only see myself My very own Self in You… The day I...
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    MINI Cooper: Bisazza Artomotive MasterPieces - Wallpapers

    Bisazza did four MINIs morph into mobile mosaics as internationally renowned Bisazza transforms two MINI hardtops and two MINI convertibles into one-of-a-kind works of modern art. Bisazza craftsmen have encrusted each MINI with over 30,000 colored glass tesserae, creating four "artomotive"...
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    Audi Q5 by ABT Sportsline 2009 - Reviews n Wallpapers

    udi Q5 by ABT Sportsline 2009: The elegant crossover vehicle is by concept a premium model in the category of compact SUVs, but "such a wonderful car always spurs us to create something really special," says Hans-Jrgen Abt. The managing director of ABT Sportsline emphasizes that it is about...

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