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    Troubled Husband

    Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video...
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    The donkey

    The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey...
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    Life : Use these rules

    Dear All, I'm sure u all love this Use... this... in... life Talk---------------Softly Walk----------------Humbly Eat-------------------Sensibly Breathe--------------------Deeply Sleep----------------------Sufficiently Dress---------------------------Smartly...
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    Best Film Ever Been Watched.!

    Santa ji: last nite i saw a boring movie in my dvd player. Banta ji: which one Santa Ji: please insert disc. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Cool Meanings

    Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other. *********** Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test. *********** Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and...
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    I don't want to go to school

    One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the...
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    HTC Touch Dual Mobile Phone - Specs - Review - Gallery

    The Touch Dual is taller, and some extra ounces have been gained in the process. It feels bulky than the original though, and a bit narrower too. If you compare the dimensions, here is what they look like: 107 x 55 x 15.8 mm (Touch Dual) as against 99.9 x 58 x 13.9 mm (Touch). The Dual weighs...
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    Nokia N78 Candy Bar Handset Spec - Review - Gallery

    This candy bar handset is not particularly sleek or slim but it does have a certain something that makes it rather eye-catching. Its all-black, glossy faceplate may be a magnet for fingerprints and dust, but when it’s clean... that’s a whole 'nother story. The N78 has a large 2.4 inch TFT...
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    SRILANKAN SILLY T.V. ........RAN DEPAYA

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    ඉතාලියේ වෙසෙන ශ්*රී ලාංකිකයන් එල්.ටී.ටී.ඊ. ය&#

    ඉතාලියේ වෙසෙන ශ්*රී ලාංකිකයන් එල්.ටී.ටී.ඊ. ය&# ඉතාලියේ සේවය කරන ශ්*රී ලාංකිකයන් පසුගිය 29 වනදා මිලාන් නගරයේදී එල්.ටී.ටී.ඊ. ත්*රස්තවාදයට එරෙහිව විශාල උද්ඝෝෂණයක් පවත්වා ඇත. මේ අවස්ථාවට සිංහල, දෙමල සහ මුස්ලිම් ශ්*රී ලාංකිකයන් 5000 කට අධික සංඛ්*යාවක් සහභාගී වූ බව වාර්තා වේ. පැය 4 කට අධික කාලයක්...
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    Poem Of Love Accounting

    In the journal paper of my heart, I have written a journal entry. Debiting your love and your affection. Darling you write the narration, Your first love, I had already adjusted On the ledger-folio column, Any way our relations are true assets On double-entry system In addition, our love is true...
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    1000 English Proverbs and Sayings

    1. A bad beginning makes a bad ending. 2. A bad corn promise is better than a good lawsuit. 3. A bad workman quarrels with his tools. 4. A bargain is a bargain. 5. A beggar can never be bankrupt. 6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. 7. A bird may be known by its song. 8. A black hen...
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    Pic using Characters

    $$$$$$$$ø$$$$$$$ø$$$$$$¶¶¶o7777111111111777777o¢¶¶¶¶¶$$$$$$ø $ø$øø$øøø$ø$ø$$$$$$ø$$¶¶ø´111111111111111´11´´´´´1oø¶$øøøøø$ $ø$$øø$$$$$$$$$$øøø$$¶¶o´1177117111111111111111´´´17¢¶$øøøø$ $$$$$$$ø$$$$$ø$$$$$¶¶¶o´1771111111111111111111111´´77ø¶øøøø$...
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    New Technology from Srilankan Scientist .....!!!

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    Quotes about Wives

    Famous Quotes about Wives I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette ******** When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry ******** After...
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    Babe meter

    Loading the Babe meter..... 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% COMPLETE Processing data.. ANALYSIS COMPLETE U R A 100% Gorgeous Babe XXX! ................................ I like U, I love U, I love U very much, I can't live without U. Plz give me Ur answer. - - - Romeo ne Julit se kuch...
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    Funniest Joke

    Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the...
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    Evolution (16+ )

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    Jokes from the Net

    The Winning Lotto Ticket A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He begins to pray... "God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm...
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    IT CONSULTANT JOKE

    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy...

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