පුළුවන් නම් හිනා නොවී ඉදපල්ලා...

[wije99000]

පුළුවන් නම් හිනා නොවී ඉදපල්ලා...

මරු කතා වගයක් හම්බුනා... කියවල බලන්නකෝ...

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.

 

[wije99000]

3 FEELINGS
what is the deference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant

 

[wije99000]

Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo"

 

[wije99000]

NURSE kept Patient's FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN Patient STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
Patient:next is URINE TEST

 

[wije99000]

Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

 

[wije99000]

Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!

 

[wije99000]

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"

 

[wije99000]

Mike sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later mike sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"

 

[wije99000]

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

 

[wije99000]

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".

 

[wije99000]

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."

 

[**..RoCk sTaR..**]

පට්ට බන් නියමයි
රේප් ++++​

 

[usoftz]

පට්ට බන්

 

[wije99000]

REP dunna okkotama thank u wewaaaa

 

[sakila kavindu]

Patta ara pogo eken balanma qwa tiffin kathawa mokakda bn

 

[ruwanjrc]

hehee pattai

 

[HKavinda]

නියමයි මචෝ Rep+

 

[Extra One]

 

[T h u s h]

හිනා ගියේ නැහැ මචං මට කඩ්ඩ ටිකක් අවුල්

 

[olu bakka]

Patta ara pogo eken balanma qwa tiffin kathawa mokakda bn

POGO eken balanna neme sinhalayo. ubata eka therune naththan duwala gihin POGO channel eka balanna kiyala kiyanne.