TAX MAN
During a wedding party, a child swallows a coin. Everybody try to get it out including a nurse, a doctor and a paediatrician, but failed.
Then someone said ""leave it to me"", but everyone baffled how on earth this bugger going to get it out, because all the specialists could not do it.
In a minute he got it out, and everybody cheered, and ask him
"what are you???"
""INCOME TAX COLLECTOR""