Feels lyk your life sucks to the max right now?? Well check out what some people have gone through and smile, relax and be happy that your life doesn't suck that bad. 
- Today I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said '' You are not invisible, I mean look at that nose''
- Today I was woken up by my 5 year old daughter hitting me with a pillow because she had a dream that I was using her toothbrush on the dog. We don't have a dog. Now she is refusing to brush her teeth.
- Today I was talking to my dad and told him that I want to be a hotel maid , hoping he would say '' you can do better, you're smart,etc. Instead he said, '' I'm glad you finally have a goal that you can actually achieve.
- Today, after speeding home due to a overflowing bladder , I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business , the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl.
- Today I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a '' weak mental state''. She thought she was helping me get off for my b'day . Now I have no job.
- Today i thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers,she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn't the only chunky brown stuff on the ground.
- Today my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am.
- Today after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would ''kill the germs''. We had to go the hospital to have his eyes flushed out.I raised this moron.
- Today I noticed that for the past 20 minutes my dog has been eating all the cat shit that has been hidden in the backyard , and has now barfed it back out all in the living room floor.
- Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said '' Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?'' I would have been flattered by the comment, if i was a guy.
- Today I got a call from my long distance girlfriend . She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months , but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or being that stupid.
My Life 
