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Ha ha ha. . . mehema threads uth thiyenawada elakiri eke??? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by uguduwa

1. ...the brutal thing was he forced his own sister of my age to have some surface sex with both of us..at that age she was not a adult girl, no periods.....and we did that for several years...

Apo. . . tho mara porak ne. . . policiyata allala denna ona child abuse walata. . . me eka nemei machan. . . dan e nangi koheda inne? ;)
 

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xcorect said:
marry kalata passe thami eke prathipala enne
I'm just curious that what could possibly go wrong when you marry, if you like to masterbate? Please explain me what could possibly go wrong... I'm just curious...

Lets speak of this openly. Because people need knowledge to grow up...


I must address this...
uguduwa said:
Machan wikipedia is not areliable source, any fool can add info...umba google karapan side effects of masturbation kiyala..
No machan; fools cannot add any info to Wikipedia! Wikipedia is a very reliable source because any information added to it hath to be cited with references to any other book. Any piece of information that does not hath citations/references will be removed from Wikipedia!! Information deleted/vandalized out from Wikipedia could be also restored back. Nobody hath a "ValBooru Nidahasa" to mess around in Wikipedia!!!


P.S: I've heard of some people who masterbate together with their wives.
 

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x-pert said:
:lol: Here we go again! Side effects of Sri Lankan sex education :rofl:

Cultural barriers nisa minissunta hari dewal kiyala denne nahane iskola wala.. Namuth hangi hora hamoma okkoma wanachara wada thamai karanne :rofl:

musturbating is a normal thing. Nothing will happen. In fact it is good :) You won't get deseases like carvical cancer.

From a religious point of view, some religions such as islam tells not to do it. Because they say it's same as killing a life..

But scientifically if you don't masturbate, when you're asleep it will get released eventually... So why not release it with some 'thrill' :rofl:

kettu wenne, usa yanne naha ooka kalai kiyala nam habai :rofl: eewa boru katha. :D

Have fun bro :D

hahaha meh tiyenne.... meka tamai sirama reply eka;
 

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CoolCartoon said:
that mean u never did that :confused: :confused:

anyhow u cant get the feeling of fcuking till u do it. damn how someone gonna comapre masturbating and fcuking ??? if u have a chick to fcuk anytime u want who gonna think about masturbate.
just u knw personal idea. :) :)


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: yeah... correctt...
 

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CoolCartoon said:
can u plz invite me to ur wedding. :P ill buy a brand new card pack for u as ur wedding gift. ur wife definitely will proud of u and will appreciate ur kindness. :rofl: :rofl:
i can take care of ur wife :P :P

im serious dont tell this to ur friends :rofl: :rofl: otherwise ur wedding night will be busy with people who come to take care of ur wife :rofl:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: patta hahahaha

meka sira thread eka ban.. hinaa wenna puluwan panayanakan :lol:
 

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You are SICK and retarded..

Go see a Doctor.. you need medical help !

No kidding... I am dead serious ! there's something radically wrong with you.


OR.. just send me your address once you get married.. I will rent out the adjoining home and put leave everyday and wait for your to leave for work :lol: :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: hahahaha.. kathaawa atta :lol:
 

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    CoolCartoon said:
    can u plz invite me to ur wedding. :P ill buy a brand new card pack for u as ur wedding gift. ur wife definitely will proud of u and will appreciate ur kindness. :rofl: :rofl:
    i can take care of ur wife :P :P

    im serious dont tell this to ur friends :rofl: :rofl: otherwise ur wedding night will be busy with people who come to take care of ur wife :rofl:
    :lol::lol::lol::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     

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    vishva8kumara said:
    මල්ලි බය වෙන්න එපා අතේ ගැහුවට මුකුත් වෙන්නෙ නැහැ, ඒක සෞක්*යයට හොඳයි. මානසික සෞක්*යයටත්...

    අතේ ගැහිල්ල හොඳ නැහැයි කිව්වේ එක්තරා පූජකයෙක් ඔහු හැදූ බිස්කට් වර්ගයක් අලෙවි කර ගැනීමට මිනිස්සු බිය වද්දන්නයි. ඔයාගේ ශරීරයට අහිතකර වෙන මට්ටමට අතේ ගහන්න ඔයාට බැහැ ඒක නිසා මහන්සි නැත්නම් පුලුවන් තරම් කරන්න හැමදාම කලත් කමක් නැහැ ඒත් එක වෙලාවකට තියාගන්න.

    1. පොදු තැන් වල කරන්න යන්න එපා
    2. තව අය බලාගෙන ඉන්දැද්දී කරන්න එපා
    3. කාටවත් කියලා කරවගන්න එපා
    4. මහන්සි නම් කරන්න එපා
    5. කිරීමට පෙර අත සෝදාගන්න
    6. paper serviets හෝ පිරිසිදු ලේන්සුවක් සපයා ගන්න
    7. කිරීමෙන් පසු මුත්*රා කර නිදාගන්න

    භික්ශූන් වහන්සේලාටනම් මේක අකැප බව විනය පිටකයේ වෙනම පාරාජිකාවකින් ඉතා විස්තර සහිතව දීර්ඝව ලියලා කරලා තියෙනවා.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: sorry for spaming this thread.. hahaha.. but these replies are cool :lol:
     

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    x-pert said:
    :lol: Here we go again! Side effects of Sri Lankan sex education :rofl:

    Cultural barriers nisa minissunta hari dewal kiyala denne nahane iskola wala.. Namuth hangi hora hamoma okkoma wanachara wada thamai karanne :rofl:

    musturbating is a normal thing. Nothing will happen. In fact it is good :) You won't get deseases like carvical cancer.

    From a religious point of view, some religions such as islam tells not to do it. Because they say it's same as killing a life..

    But scientifically if you don't masturbate, when you're asleep it will get released eventually... So why not release it with some 'thrill' :rofl:

    kettu wenne, usa yanne naha ooka kalai kiyala nam habai :rofl: eewa boru katha. :D

    Have fun bro :D

    rightly said that:P
     

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    Well, a "Sperm" is just a cell! Hundreds of cells will fall down when ever you scratch your body, have a bath, etc... Even if you don't masturbate sperms will go away in a wet dream. It cannot be killing. Do you mean that I'm going to be persecuted for murder each time I masturbate? That's ridiculous!

    Anyway I don't believe in Sin; whatever you do, you "wanted" to do it in the first place, so how could it be a sin..

    xcorect said:
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    do u think males only do this.
    you are wrong.90% womens also do this.

    Dat is not masterbeting
    dat we call tuneing

    I know some girls who masterbate...
    Female masterbation is not called "tuning". "Tuning" is a "wild" word used for what you do to "it" before you do "that" and it is done by the man...
    Female masterbation is something else and... No 90% of womens don't do it because all of them can't do it. Women can do it only untill they are 35years old (maximum 40). And not all women cums when they masterbate.
     

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    sw7x said:
    me oka kalama 3 weni pansil pade kadenawada
    aema natnam paw sidda wenawada koma hari poddak hari

    no it's not... 3 weni sil padhe kadenne kamaye waradawaa hasirunoth wiarai.. (like when ure cheating(if u knw wot i mean) ur wife/hubby);
    meka waradawaa hasiriimak newei ney ban.. ehemanam marry kaalata passeth 3weni eka kadenna oniney? so no; meka waraddak newei; but cheetanawa chaater ekak unoth waradak wei :)
     

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    anurudda said:
    no it's not... 3 weni sil padhe kadenne kamaye waradawaa hasirunoth wiarai.. (like when ure cheating(if u knw wot i mean) ur wife/hubby);
    meka waradawaa hasiriimak newei ney ban.. ehemanam marry kaalata passeth 3weni eka kadenna oniney? so no; meka waraddak newei; but cheetanawa chaater ekak unoth waradak wei :)

    monavahari bala bala kaloth chethanawa cha wenawane banz:P
     

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    uguduwa said:
    monawa unath its a good thread. My view is this.....Western medicine says its ok if you gonna do it once a day.....but The AYURVEDIC medicine which we dont value since its our own thing, says its not good for your health...this doesnt include the women's masturbation, but the men's. I believe in the Ayurvedic medicine rather than the western though I'm a science graduate...western medicine is based on the stupid science that keeps changing everyday on trial and error techniques...Ayurvedic medicine was developed by Rishis who had developed their mind through meditation....and many of the marvels of this great shashthra exist and just a few people know them..I heard of a doc who cured a woman at Maharagama hospital..it was in papers..docs at Maharagama hospital had given up a particular old lady saying she would die for sure that they couldnt do anything to rescue her...and someone called this young Ayurvedic doc and he gave her some Rasayana medication and she could go home the following day...and it can cure cancers as well as unlike the deformation that takes place during the western medicine treament of a burnt person, Ayurvedic techniques have the capacity to regenerate burnt tissues without deformation..
    So I explained a bit of the power of Ayurvedic medicine...I will try to attach a document that reveals the amazing knowledge of the ancient local physicians..

    Masturbation : it takes lot of energy of your body...even I used to do it everyday even before I became a big boy..that was the gift I got from bad frnds..he was not a frnd actually, the son of my mother's sister..I wasnt even producing sperm when he suggested me to do it and have fun, I was in rade 8 Ithink and he was 1 year older than me...the brutal thing was he forced his own sister of my age to have some surface sex with both of us..at that age she was not a adult girl, no periods.....and we did that for several years...we knew it was wrong..but couldnt help it..but after some time we dispersed and did never get together and I understood I should avoid them and they ruined my life..that guy to be precise...I hate the motherfu*ker..
    Well he got me into it and I was doing it once a day (masturbation) and later on I felt many symptoms such as ;

    Unliveliness
    Lack of concentration (during studies),
    Lack of fitness.
    Skinny figure,
    Accelerated heartbeat
    Sound and pain in my joints
    Still today I experience a huge sound in my knees, sometimes I couldnt walk, some pain in it.....

    And I searched the web years back to get evidence...that supports my conclusion that Masturbation causes bad results on you..and one special thing I noticed was that many ancient civilizations prohibited masturbation in both men and women..they developed certain locking contraptions that would avoid the person from doing it..this had a basis...the basis was it was not good fo your health..and still u can google for them and read...Even English community had such locks on both men and women...they even used to say it was bad for your health...
    I would like to stress two points here:

    01. We had a great culture, we have great values and heritages..please respect and value them..why do we think western stuff are the best?? They are based on many different studies carried out on trial and error basis..

    02. U should avoid bad frnds, it is crucial to do at any stage of child development, even your closest relative's child may not be suitable for your child to go on with...if you have kids pls keep this in mind.

    I have told here that I wasnt a sperm-producing one when I started doing it..and I kept doing it...I got the pleasure and nothing I ejaculated at the end for years...and one day I suddenly had ejaculation...so that was the day I first started producing sperm..
    I'm not happy witha what I have gone through...my parents were not with me and I was at granny's place by this time and lot of kids of my age were there, we slept together and nobody noticed what we did at night...so pls focus ur attention on these facts I mention..dont let your kids try these...dont just ignore them thinking they are just kids...
    According to Ayurveda...man-woman sex is acceptable..but you need to have high energy food..it says woman's vagina has some power of energizing the male, I mean it will not necessarily be similar to masturbation. Naturally, woman's genital area has lot of harmless bacteria that keeps the area acidic (no you won't feel that to your toungue ha ha) its slight ly acidic, this area is constantly wet and this acidity and microbes avoid the growth of other harmful microbes...the sperm in contrast is basic, so the acidity in vagina can neutralize the alkalinity of sperm making it ideal for sperm to swim in the wetness to the womb...and woman's glands keep the area wet..
    Girls have a short urinary tract so they are very prone to kidney infections..mostly by E coli present in anus (since anus and vagina, pee hole are nearby)...
    Well lot of things to talk...you can PM me for more questions...I would be happy to answer..I believe most of the teanagers here require knowledge in these areas.. I wish to start some threads where we can discuss things and exchange information..
    If you are masturbating daily, pls try to go for once every two days, likewise try going for once every week..and better if you can stop it till you have proper sex with your wife..
    Masturbation, according to Ayurveda, known to cause lot of post marriage problems like infertility, inability to satisfy your wife etc..
    Girls and boys pls read this and send in your problems...I'm ready to answer u..
    Ok thanks,:nerd::nerd::nerd::nerd:

    Plus the term Masterbating is wrong, the correct is MASTURBATING.
    good scientific answer....
     

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    meka evara venne naha ban.

    mama danna kellekut (My Best Friend kenek) ennava masturbation karana. kello megana kiyanna bayai ane manda mokada e kiyala
     

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    There's nothing bad about it..It's a totally normal and a totally innocent thing..:yes:
    Doing ''it'' is much better than.. going downtown @ late night and waking up under a parkbench in the morning..:rofl:
    cheers!