" God made no one ugly , but who the hell made you?"
"I don’t believe in plastic surgery
But in your case,
Go ahead.”
"Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted? ”
“Oh i’m sorry…Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?”
“It’s okay if you disagree with me, I can’t force you to be right.”
“You remind me of a software update,Whenever I see you I usually think “not now”
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I thought you already knew.”
“Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.”
“I’d tell you to go to hell, but i work there and don’t want to see your ugly face everyday.”
“People say that laughing is the best medicine, Your face must be curing whole the world.”
“I’m busy right now, Can I ignore you some other time?”
"I don’t believe in plastic surgery
But in your case,
Go ahead.”
"Tell me… Is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted? ”
“Oh i’m sorry…Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?”
“It’s okay if you disagree with me, I can’t force you to be right.”
“You remind me of a software update,Whenever I see you I usually think “not now”
“I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid, I thought you already knew.”
“Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.”
“I’d tell you to go to hell, but i work there and don’t want to see your ugly face everyday.”
“People say that laughing is the best medicine, Your face must be curing whole the world.”
“I’m busy right now, Can I ignore you some other time?”
katak arala kiyanna puluwan euwada me
හමයිනි හින්ද තමා හැරීත් අද පණපිටිං ඉන්නෙ 
එක ලමයද මන්ද 
රෝස් 
