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[Dreamworks_naveen]

Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"



He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "



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Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?



Student: Well the more in it better the interest you get.



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A lady requested the doctor"I really do not want children for a while to enjoy the life. What should I do?"
Doctor said" Well then take this condom.?"



Lady asked again"Should I take this with milk or water?"
Doctor said" No take it with Banana!"



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[Anandian]

Haa Haa. Now that goes down!!

 

[DRUGS]

one 4m me 2...............

wife ; if i sleep with ur best friend, wat will b d 1st thought to cross ur mind...?

husband ; that u r a lesbian........!!!!!

 

[Dreamworks_naveen]

Haa Haa. Now that goes down!!

 

[GNS]