If this is the Kwid, she would:
Be more "exciting" to look at rather than "ride" in (ahem)
Will sound unpleasant
Come with birth defects
Have no boobs (removed due to cancer)
Have poor immunity
Be Frigid
Be hairy
Be maneuverable
Struggle to run when you put your "junk"in her "trunk"
Need ornaments to look better
Constantly squeak after about 3 years of marriage
Be of less value when age
Be safe from homewreckers
etc.. etc...
Machan, all what you have mentioned here applies to your 80 year old ජපන් ආච්චි, and not to my 20 year old girl.
FYI - The odds of getting breast cancer at the age of 20 is next to zero. It usually occurs in women who are older than 40.
in her "trunk" 








