suicide karaganna leesi widiyak?

kolavari

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    Those methods are taken from this site :) it's greatest website since the dawn of internetz.

    though the text you've quoted is written by me :rofl:

    https://encyclopediadramatica.se

    go to this site and search suicide (any topic for that matter) and watch the lulz ensue..

    I knew it's from another site because u've quoted it :D thanks bro..but i dont feel like suiciding yet :rofl: best one was the head on hands method :yes:
     

    twisted

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    I knew it's from another site because u've quoted it :D thanks bro..but i dont feel like suiciding yet :rofl: best one was the head on hands method :yes:

    that method is so awesome man i Just wanna see it done..:lol:

    I keep suggesting it to my drunk friends when they get emotional though they never gather up the balls enough to do it :(
     

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    In the name of Robert of the house Baratheon, first of his name, king of the Andals and the first men, lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm, I markhaloce of the House haloce, Lord of Blood Gulch, and warden of the glitches, sentence you to death!
     

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    Christmaside

    1. Acquire a Santa Claus costume, a suicide bomb, a large bag, and several stuffed animals.
    2. Around mid-December, fill the bag with the stuffed animals and equip the suicide bomb to yourself underneath your Santa Claus costume.
    3. Stand on the roof of a fairly tall, but low enough for people to notice you, building above a crowded street.
    4. Gently toss the stuffed animals over the edge of the roof while shouting, "Ho, ho, ho!" "Merry Christmas!" etc.
    5. This should draw the attention of several small children. If it doesn't, try to advertise your, "deed," as best you can from the rooftop.
    6. When you've either:
    7. Drawn the attention of a substantial amount of children
    8. Run out of stuffed animals, or
    9. Drawn the attention of the local authorities, throw yourself over the edge of the building while screaming, Allah!
    10. When you're roughly 20 feet from the ground, detonate the bomb. If you've performed this correctly, your corpse should be blown to pieces, showering several children with your mutilated remains. This will be talked about for years to come, and will permanently scar the minds of every child who witnesses your heroic act.

    NOTE: If you've drawn the attention of the media and your suicide is broadcast on live television, your heroic act can become an heroic act.
    Also known as Santacide.

    අනේ සින්හලෙන් දාන්නකො ප්ලීස්... :sorry::(
     

    kolavari

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    that method is so awesome man i Just wanna see it done..:lol:

    I keep suggesting it to my drunk friends when they get emotional though they never gather up the balls enough to do it :(

    :lol::lol::lol: yako,,,owa ahenakota aga hiri watila yanawa..weri hidenawa athi :rofl:

    Learn some English, bro.. being suicidal and dumb is not the way to go through life :)

    :dull:
     

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    Amda's suicide method

    ඉස්සෙල්ලම හොඳට හයිය තියෙන මීටර් 5ක් විතර දිග කඹ දෙකකුයි, ලොකු තඩි කිලෝ 30ක විතර කලු ගලකුයි හොය ගනින්.ඊටපස්සේ ඒ ටිකත් අරන් පලයන් තට්ටු 5ක විතර බිල්ඩිමක ලොකු ජනේලයක් තියෙන කාමරේකට.ගිහින් එක කඹේක කොනේ අර ගල ගැට ගහලා, අනිත් කොන උබේ දකුණු ඇටේ ගැටගහපන්.දෙවෙනි කඹේ අරන් ඒකේ කොනක් කාමරේ තියෙන ඇඳ කකුලක වගේ ගැට ගහලා, අනිත් කොන උබේ වම් ඇටේ ගැට ගහපන්.දැන් ඉතින් කලුගල අර කාමරේ ජනේලෙන් පහලට දාපන්.ගල ටිකක් දුර වැටෙන කොටම, උබ සියලු දෙවි දේවතාවුන් සිහිකරලා, අර ජනේලෙන්ම බිමට පැනපන්.

    :):):):):)

    යකෝ මේක කියවල මගේ ඇට දෙකත් රිදෙන්න ගත්ත නිකන්ම :sorry::sorry::sorry:
     

    markhaloce

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    ඩෝන් වල කුමාරයෙක්ගෙ සහෝදරියගෙ ඔළුව චප්ප කල්ල මරපං :yes:
    ප්‍රින්ස් ඇවිත් උඹත් එක්ක සටනක් තියල මෙන්න මේ වගේ මරයි :yes: