The Gas Queue....

[imhotep]

ගෑස් පෝලිමේ හිටපු මනුස්සයෙක්ට හොඳටම කේන්ති ගිහින්

"ගෝඨාභය හින්දා තමයි මේ ඔක්කොම" කියලා බැන බැන ඉඳලා ගෑස් පරක්කු උන තැන
"මම යනවා ගෝඨාභය මරන්න, නැත්නම් මේ ප්‍රශ්නේ විසඳෙන්නෑ" කියලා පොලිමත් අතෑරලා ගියාලු.

ටික වෙලාවක් ගිහින් අර මනුස්සයා ෂේප් එකේ ඇවිත් ආපහු පොලිමේ පිටිපස්සෙම හිටගන්නවා දැකපු මනුස්සයෙක් "මොකෝ ගෝඨාභය මැරුවද? ආපහු පෝලිටම ආවේ" කියලා ඇහුවලු.

බිම බලාගෙන උත්තර දීපු මනුස්සයා මෙහෙම කිව්වලු.
"එතන පෝලිම මීට වඩා දිගයි"

 

[Emios]

Hina giya

 

[Ted Mosby]

 

[NetFreak]

imhotep සිංහලෙන් ​

 

[imhotep]

imhotep සිංහලෙන් ​

Copied from a WhatsApp message.... I am not good at typing in Sinhalese.

 

[keshannilanga]

 

[ruchira55]

 

[hichchiputha]

Copied from a WhatsApp message.... I am not good at typing in Sinhalese.

me too

 

[animation]

 

[Stimulus mind]

 

[NRTG]

BUMP

 

[asanka+++]

oya mara seen wihiluwata demmath kuttama laachchuwe ah

 

[NEMISIS]

imhotep සිංහලෙන් ​

ඒක තමා මාත් බැලුවෙ
අද තව සිංහල කමෙන්ට් එකක් දැක්කා,
මෙකෙ එවුන්ට තේරෙන්නෙ නැහැ කියන නිසා අමාරුවෙන් හරි සිංහලෙන් ටයිප් කරනවා කියලා හිතුවෙ.

 

[imhotep]

There was a very old joke along the same lines....

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?" My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the man asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Join the queue."

 

[warwickuni]

I would prefer if another word for "killing" was used. otherwise , a creative joke.

There was a very old joke along the same lines....

A man was leaving a cafe when he noticed an unusual funeral. A funeral Coffin was followed by a second one. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "That first coffin is for my wife." "What happened to her?" "My dog attacked and killed her."
"Well, who is in the second coffin?" My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the man asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied, "Join the queue."

There is no limit to human creativity. But under 'modern' society this will be misogynistic? (just a thought only)

 

[Any.key]