Funny Cortana Commands, Questions, Jokes
Funny Cortana Commands, Questions, Jokes
Ask Cortana About Herself
- What is your name?
- Who are you?
- what are you?
- Are you female?
- Are you real?
- Are you human?
- What does Cortana mean?
- Why are you blue?
- Can I change your name?
- How old are you?
- What do you look like?
- Can you cook?
- What are you wearing?
- Are you sleeping?
- What do you eat?
- Who created you?
- Where do you live?
- Who is your mother?
- Who is your father?
- Who is your boss?
- Are you awake?
- Do you have brothers or sisters?
- What’s your favorite music?
- Who is your favorite artist?
- What are you doing?
- Can you dance?
- Are you smart?
- Are you pretty?
- Are you hot?
- Are you single?
- Do you have a baby?
- Do you have a boyfriend?
- Kiss me
- Will you marry me?
- What should I call you?
Cortana Greetings
- Good morning.
- Good afternoon.
- Good evening.
- Goodnight.
- How are you doing?
- What are you up to?
- Thank you.
- Testing…
- Goodbye.
Cortana’s Jokes and Stories
- Knock Knock
- Tell me a Joke.
- Do an impersonation.
- Say something funny.
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Tell me a story.
- What does the Fox say?
- Sing me a song.
- Ask Cortana What She Knows
- Why are we here?
- Where do babies come from?
- What is the meaning of life?
- What is the answer to the universe?
- What is love?
- Guess what?
- Famous References
- Beam me up Scotty.
- Hello HAL.
- Open the pod bay doors.
- Use the Force.
- May the Force be with you.
- Compliments and Insults
- You are cool.
- You are beautiful.
- You are funny.
- You are awesome.
- You are the best assistant ever.
- You are ugly.
- You are creepy.
- You are annoying.
- You suck.
- I love you.
Ask Cortana about Microsoft Products and the Competition
- Which is better, Cortana or Siri?
- Which is better, Cortana or Google Now?
- Which is better, Bing or Google?
- Which is better, Xbox or PlayStation?
- Which is better, Windows or Linux?
- Which is better, Windows or Mac OS?
- What is the best computer?
- What is the best tablet?
- What is the best operating system?
- What is the best phone?
- What is the best search engine?
- What do you think of Windows?
- What do you think of Apple?
- What do you think of iOS?
- What do you think of Google?
- What do you think of Android?
- What do you think of Siri?
- What do you think of Google Now?
- What do you think of Xbox?
- What do you think of Playstation?
- Do you know Siri?
- Do you know Google Now?
- Do you know Clippy?
- Do you like Satya Nadella?
- Do you like Steve Ballmer?
- Do you like Bill Gates?
Ask Cortana about Halo
- What is Halo?
- Tell me about Halo?
- What do you know about Halo 5?
- Are you in Halo 5?
- Are you the Cortana from Halo?
- Are you really Cortana?
- Did you die?
- I thought you were dead?
- Are you in Halo 5?
- What is favorite Halo game?
- Where is the Master Chief?
- What is Master Chief’s last name?
- What is Master Chief doing?
- Are you dating Master Chief?
- Do you love Master Chief?
- Tell me about Hamish Beamish.
- Tell me about Buggers.
- Tell me about Crawlers.
- Tell me about the Didact.
- Tell me about Elites
- Tell me about the flood.
- Tell me about Grunts
- Tell me about Guilty Spark.
- Tell me about Catherine Halsey.
- Tell me about Hunters
- Tell me about Knights.
- Tell me about Jackals
- Tell me about funny corntana commands.
- Tell me about the Librarian.
- Tell me about Prometheans.
- Tell me about Prophets
- Tell me about rampancy
- Tell me about Jen Taylor.
- Tell me about Watchers.
- Thanks to Talderon.