dashing through the sand
with a bomb strap to my back
i have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
i got through checkpoint A
but not through checkpoint B
thats when i got shot in the As*
by US military...
oooh...
jingle bombs jingle bombs
mine blew up you see..
where are all diversions that
bin laden promised me....
oooh...
jingle bombs jingle bombs
your soldier shot me dead
the only thing that i have left is
this towel upon my head..
i used to be a man
but every time i cough
thanks to uncle sam
my nuts keep fallin off
my bombing days are done
i need to find some work
perhaps you would be much safer
as a convenient store night clearke
oooh...
jingle bombs jingle bombs
i think i got screwed
dont laugh at me because
im dead or i'll kill you...

