suicide karaganna leesi widiyak?

[kolavari]

Raata chu karala nidaganin

 

[pavithra_uk]

C4 විශාල ප්‍රමාණයක් ඔලුවේ ගැටගසා පිපිරවීම

 

[neelakas]

හොඳට සෑහඅල්ලුවට වාඩිවෙලා හුස්ම ගන්නෙ නැතිව හිටපන්.

 

[හෙළයෙක්]

කොළඹ පැත්තෙ කක්කුස්සියකට පලයන්.

 

[twisted]

Below suicide method is called "The Awesome".

If you do this, make sure you have a buddy (doubt it) who can video tape it and post it online.

Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft such as grass, or a sleeping fat person, below. You should preferably be on the edge of some kind of overhang, such as a bridge.
Next, tie cheese wire around your neck, tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you. Remember, you don't want to die looking like a Michael Hutchence wannabe. Nobody wants to be Michael Hutchence. Even Hutchence hated it.
Anyway, tie the cheese wire to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack. Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. If you are under the age of 16, you may wish to get a responsible but sociopathic adult to help you. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head. This has the added advantage of stopping you from calling for help if you change your mind (you fucking pussy).
Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.
You should hopefully land face down, although this is really out of your hands by now. Unlike your head, which is glued to them. This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.
Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!

 

[Sachith777]

https://www.youtube.com/user/1000WaysToDieSpike

Reaload eka daapan ehenam

 

[gotta.]

suicide karaganna puluwan leesima widiya mokakda? Maranewath hoyaganna bari wenna? Kisima weedanawak nathuwa ? Aayeth ipadenne nathi wenna(niwanath ekka)?

one and only option scurvy යට කියල මන්න පාරක් ගස්සවගනින්.

 

[twisted]

Shotgun Splatterfest

What you'll need:

.A shotgun, 12 gauge is preffered but 10 gauge is fine to . A party filled with kids . A friend to video tape it

1. First invite at least 20 kids to a birthday party.
2. Say you have a announcement to make
3. Pull out your shotgun hold it about 5 feet away from the center of your face
4. Pull the trigger, if successful your brains and head will be sprayed all over the kids and parents and the wall
5. Make Sure your friend videotapes it and uploads it to Youtube

 

[twisted]

Bozo the Clown's Happy Fun Time!

Requires: sawn-off shotgun, clown costume, wig and make up. Bonus points for squeaky oversized shoes and a loose white jumpsuit with colorful spots. Circus music is recommended but not necessary

1. Practice applying your makeup for a convincing clown look. This is your big day, you don't want to look like a confused crack whore
2. Hide your shotgun. Bonus points for hilarious disguises such as a bouquet of plastic flowers
3. Walk into the local elementary school
4. Pick a class room. First graders are an appropriate audience so doing discreet research beforehand is recommended. Leave any music box outside the door and turn it on just as you step in
5. Step in smiling widely and greet the children in a boisterous manner. Lines such as "hey kids, Bozo the clown is here!" are optimal. Practice in front of a mirror beforehand. You only have one shot at this
6. Ignore the teacher and ask the kids if they wish to see a magic trick. Remember to over emote and speak with a funny voice
7. Time for the big finale! If your weapon's disguise is good enough, the kids aren't hiding under their tables yet and you're still smiling like a retard, captivating their attention with your show. Tell them you're going to use the flowers to make your head disappear! Remember to smile all the way through as you bring the flowers to your mouth and make the magic work. Leaning slightly forward is likely to give a better view
8. Success! Your show will be the talk of the community for years to come and will not be easily forgotten!

 

[twisted]

The Flying Taliban

1. Get a bomb belt with height detecting detonator.
2. Find a high public building in your city.
3. Get on the roof of it.
4. Set your bomb to detonate at about 30-50 meters above the ground level.
5. Wait for a crowd to gather.
6. Jump. You will provide a rain of intestines and blood for the crowd, providing joy to all. Bonus for falling in Superman fashion and/or extra bonus for having an airplane transformer suit.
7. If the police somehow get you before you manage to jump, you will still blow up when they escort you downstairs and leave a mess of bloody remains on the staircase or elevator. This is a win-win technique.

 

[urajdrlk]

නොදකින්......

 

[IsuruP123]

The Flying Taliban

1. Get a bomb belt with height detecting detonator.
2. Find a high public building in your city.
3. Get on the roof of it.
4. Set your bomb to detonate at about 30-50 meters above the ground level.
5. Wait for a crowd to gather.
6. Jump. You will provide a rain of intestines and blood for the crowd, providing joy to all. Bonus for falling in Superman fashion and/or extra bonus for having an airplane transformer suit.
7. If the police somehow get you before you manage to jump, you will still blow up when they escort you downstairs and leave a mess of bloody remains on the staircase or elevator. This is a win-win technique.

 

[thaweesha]

නොදකින්......

 

[**..RoCk sTaR..**]

 

[kinkon]

Aayeth ipadenne nathi wenna(niwanath ekka)?

full anatha case

 

[Tramadol]

Kathurak aragena paiya kapaganin. eetapasse ee kathuren anagena anagena palayan ubatama

 

[twisted]

if you are going to go, go generating some lulz

 

[twisted]

Christmaside

1. Acquire a Santa Claus costume, a suicide bomb, a large bag, and several stuffed animals.
2. Around mid-December, fill the bag with the stuffed animals and equip the suicide bomb to yourself underneath your Santa Claus costume.
3. Stand on the roof of a fairly tall, but low enough for people to notice you, building above a crowded street.
4. Gently toss the stuffed animals over the edge of the roof while shouting, "Ho, ho, ho!" "Merry Christmas!" etc.
5. This should draw the attention of several small children. If it doesn't, try to advertise your, "deed," as best you can from the rooftop.
6. When you've either:
7. Drawn the attention of a substantial amount of children
8. Run out of stuffed animals, or
9. Drawn the attention of the local authorities, throw yourself over the edge of the building while screaming, Allah!
10. When you're roughly 20 feet from the ground, detonate the bomb. If you've performed this correctly, your corpse should be blown to pieces, showering several children with your mutilated remains. This will be talked about for years to come, and will permanently scar the minds of every child who witnesses your heroic act.

NOTE: If you've drawn the attention of the media and your suicide is broadcast on live television, your heroic act can become an heroic act.
Also known as Santacide.

 

[blue_in_rio]

Amda's suicide method
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ඉස්සෙල්ලම හොඳට හයිය තියෙන මීටර් 5ක් විතර දිග කඹ දෙකකුයි, ලොකු තඩි කිලෝ 30ක විතර කලු ගලකුයි හොය ගනින්.ඊටපස්සේ ඒ ටිකත් අරන් පලයන් තට්ටු 5ක විතර බිල්ඩිමක ලොකු ජනේලයක් තියෙන කාමරේකට.ගිහින් එක කඹේක කොනේ අර ගල ගැට ගහලා, අනිත් කොන උබේ දකුණු ඇටේ ගැටගහපන්.දෙවෙනි කඹේ අරන් ඒකේ කොනක් කාමරේ තියෙන ඇඳ කකුලක වගේ ගැට ගහලා, අනිත් කොන උබේ වම් ඇටේ ගැට ගහපන්.දැන් ඉතින් කලුගල අර කාමරේ ජනේලෙන් පහලට දාපන්.ගල ටිකක් දුර වැටෙන කොටම, උබ සියලු දෙවි දේවතාවුන් සිහිකරලා, අර ජනේලෙන්ම බිමට පැනපන්.


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[cedric1986]

උඹ අහල තියෙන එකට උත්තරේ නම් ජලයේ ගිලීම තමයි. හැබැයි නිවන් දකින්න බැහැ.

මොනවා ජලයේ ගිලුනම නිවන් දකින්න බෑ...