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ela_eluwa120

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we know how much logicaly you have answered about rebirth concept, karma, idiol worshiping etc.

Oooh!..answering just don't suffice. you also need to use the brain to 'understand' the given answers

it is the problem that our religion dont permit us to insult and make fun with other religion otherwise you could not defend even a single concept of your religion , if we choose your style..
Religion is not the matter of Fun Mate.
don't permit??:lol: nor it permits worse things than insulting. look!


But they who disbelieve, and deny Our revelations, such are rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein. (2-39)

وَٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُواْ وَكَذَّبُواْ بِـَٔايَـٰتِنَآ أُوْلَـٰٓٮِٕكَ أَصۡحَـٰبُ ٱلنَّارِ‌ۖ هُمۡ فِيہَا خَـٰلِدُونَ (٣٩)


And if ye do it not - and ye can never do it - then guard yourselves against the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones. (2-24)

فَإِن لَّمۡ تَفۡعَلُواْ وَلَن تَفۡعَلُواْ فَٱتَّقُواْ ٱلنَّارَ ٱلَّتِى وَقُودُهَا ٱلنَّاسُ وَٱلۡحِجَارَةُ‌ۖ أُعِدَّتۡ لِلۡكَـٰفِرِينَ (٢٤)

and there are many more,

ooo..seems like you have forgotten what is mentioned in the Qu'ran. Oooh! yes! your prophet(pbuh) once said that you people are forgetting the Qu'ran faster than the camels forget something.:rofl:

Volume 6, Book 61, Number 550:
Narrated Abdullah:


The Prophet said, "It is a bad thing that some of you say, 'I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Qur'an,' for indeed, he has been caused (by Allah) to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Qur'an because it escapes from the hearts of men faster than camel do."


 

dilankandy

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Oooh!..answering just don't suffice. you also need to use the brain to 'understand' the given answers

don't permit??:lol: nor it permits worse things than insulting. look!


But they who disbelieve, and deny Our revelations, such are rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein. (2-39)

وَٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُواْ وَكَذَّبُواْ بِـَٔايَـٰتِنَآ أُوْلَـٰٓٮِٕكَ أَصۡحَـٰبُ ٱلنَّارِ‌ۖ هُمۡ فِيہَا خَـٰلِدُونَ (٣٩)


And if ye do it not - and ye can never do it - then guard yourselves against the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones. (2-24)

فَإِن لَّمۡ تَفۡعَلُواْ وَلَن تَفۡعَلُواْ فَٱتَّقُواْ ٱلنَّارَ ٱلَّتِى وَقُودُهَا ٱلنَّاسُ وَٱلۡحِجَارَةُ‌ۖ أُعِدَّتۡ لِلۡكَـٰفِرِينَ (٢٤)

and there are many more,

ooo..seems like you have forgotten what is mentioned in the Qu'ran. Oooh! yes! your prophet(pbuh) once said that you people are forgetting the Qu'ran faster than the camels forget something.:rofl:

Volume 6, Book 61, Number 550:
Narrated Abdullah:


The Prophet said, "It is a bad thing that some of you say, 'I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Qur'an,' for indeed, he has been caused (by Allah) to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Qur'an because it escapes from the hearts of men faster than camel do."



:shocked::shocked::shocked: :lol:
 

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Oooh!..answering just don't suffice. you also need to use the brain to 'understand' the given answers

don't permit??:lol: nor it permits worse things than insulting. look!


But they who disbelieve, and deny Our revelations, such are rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein. (2-39)

وَٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُواْ وَكَذَّبُواْ بِـَٔايَـٰتِنَآ أُوْلَـٰٓٮِٕكَ أَصۡحَـٰبُ ٱلنَّارِ‌ۖ هُمۡ فِيہَا خَـٰلِدُونَ (٣٩)


And if ye do it not - and ye can never do it - then guard yourselves against the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones. (2-24)

فَإِن لَّمۡ تَفۡعَلُواْ وَلَن تَفۡعَلُواْ فَٱتَّقُواْ ٱلنَّارَ ٱلَّتِى وَقُودُهَا ٱلنَّاسُ وَٱلۡحِجَارَةُ‌ۖ أُعِدَّتۡ لِلۡكَـٰفِرِينَ (٢٤)

and there are many more,

ooo..seems like you have forgotten what is mentioned in the Qu'ran. Oooh! yes! your prophet(pbuh) once said that you people are forgetting the Qu'ran faster than the camels forget something.:rofl:

Volume 6, Book 61, Number 550:
Narrated Abdullah:


The Prophet said, "It is a bad thing that some of you say, 'I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Qur'an,' for indeed, he has been caused (by Allah) to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Qur'an because it escapes from the hearts of men faster than camel do."



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

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Oooh!..answering just don't suffice. you also need to use the brain to 'understand' the given answers

don't permit??:lol: nor it permits worse things than insulting. look!


But they who disbelieve, and deny Our revelations, such are rightful owners of the Fire. They will abide therein. (2-39)

وَٱلَّذِينَ كَفَرُواْ وَكَذَّبُواْ بِـَٔايَـٰتِنَآ أُوْلَـٰٓٮِٕكَ أَصۡحَـٰبُ ٱلنَّارِ‌ۖ هُمۡ فِيہَا خَـٰلِدُونَ (٣٩)


And if ye do it not - and ye can never do it - then guard yourselves against the Fire prepared for disbelievers, whose fuel is of men and stones. (2-24)

فَإِن لَّمۡ تَفۡعَلُواْ وَلَن تَفۡعَلُواْ فَٱتَّقُواْ ٱلنَّارَ ٱلَّتِى وَقُودُهَا ٱلنَّاسُ وَٱلۡحِجَارَةُ‌ۖ أُعِدَّتۡ لِلۡكَـٰفِرِينَ (٢٤)

and there are many more,

ooo..seems like you have forgotten what is mentioned in the Qu'ran. Oooh! yes! your prophet(pbuh) once said that you people are forgetting the Qu'ran faster than the camels forget something.:rofl:

Volume 6, Book 61, Number 550:
Narrated Abdullah:


The Prophet said, "It is a bad thing that some of you say, 'I have forgotten such-and-such verse of the Qur'an,' for indeed, he has been caused (by Allah) to forget it. So you must keep on reciting the Qur'an because it escapes from the hearts of men faster than camel do."



oh that have insult your religion, and make fun with your religion...:lol::lol::lol::baffled::rofl:
May be:lol:

Mate this is islamic system and concepts for muslims not for any budhist or cristian. Only muslims can understand this as they have the reasonable knowledge about islamic idealogy and system...
why you take tention for islamic matters.
 
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Mate this is islamic system and concepts for muslims not for any budhist or cristian. Only muslims can understand this as they have the reasonable knowledge about islamic idealogy and system...
why you take tention for islamic matters.

Keep YOUR bloody hands of Islam away from other religions ASSHOLES...!!
 

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oh that have insult your religion, and make fun with your religion...:lol::lol::lol::baffled::rofl:
May be:lol:

Mate this is islamic system and concepts for muslims not for any budhist or cristian. Only muslims can understand this as they have the reasonable knowledge about islamic idealogy and system...
why you take tention for islamic matters.

hey mr or mrs hafizaad!!! I know Islam!!! You cant say that Buddhists & Christians can't understand this foolish religion!!! Is your religion is the only religion that have brilliant people that can understand a very poor logic!!! come to real world man!! Yes we are taking tensions. But not for Islamic matters But to you & your other half mad friends who are coming with most poorest logic's in the world!!!!!:oo::oo::oo::oo:
 

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    Book 019, Number 4309:

    It is narrated on the authority of Abu Sa'id that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: On the Day of Judgment there will be a
    flag fixed behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.:lol::lol::lol:

    පුක පලාගෙන පොලු එනවලු! බලාගෙන. හික් හික් හික්z:lol:
     
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    Book 019, Number 4309:

    It is narrated on the authority of Abu Sa'id that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: On the Day of Judgment there will be a
    flag fixed behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.:lol::lol::lol:

    පුක පලාගෙන පොලු එනවලු! බලාගෙන. හික් හික් හික්z:lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
     

    dilankandy

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    Book 019, Number 4309:

    It is narrated on the authority of Abu Sa'id that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: On the Day of Judgment there will be a
    flag fixed behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.:lol::lol::lol:

    පුක පලාගෙන පොලු එනවලු! බලාගෙන. හික් හික් හික්z:lol:

    Eliayatne enne. Ehenam aulak naha...
    Polu athulata yanna haduwot thama aula....! :lol::lol:
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    Hadeeth No.3082, Narrated Abu Huraira, beware of rats as they could be Jews, this is how to tell:

    The Prophet said, "A group of Israelites were lost. Nobody knows what they did. But I do not see them except that they were cursed and changed into rats, for if you put the milk of a she-camel in front of a rat, it will not drink it, but if the milk of a sheep is put in front of it, it will drink it.
    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    අෆෝ හිනා කාලා මැරෙනවා. මේවා නේ ජෝක්ස් සෙක්ශන් එකේ දාන්න ඕන නියම ජෝක්ස්:lol::lol::lol:
     

    ela_eluwa120

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    oh that have insult your religion, and make fun with your religion...:lol::lol::lol::baffled::rofl:
    May be:lol:

    Mate this is islamic system and concepts for muslims not for any budhist or cristian. Only muslims can understand this as they have the reasonable knowledge about islamic idealogy and system...
    why you take tention for islamic matters.


    You don't need to understand the Islamic or any other system to vote me in the following thread.

    http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=487083

    :):):)
     

    ex-muslim Ahmed

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    Book 002, Number 0463:

    Jabir b.'Abdullah reported that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of nature) he should do this odd number of times.
    මල මුත්‍රා පහකරන්න කලින් පෙබල්ස් ( පොඩි ගල් කැට ) අරන් පලයල්ලා. ගල් කැට අතුල්ලලා අරවා හම ගියාට , තුවාල වුනාට කරන්න දෙයක් නෑ. අල්ලා, සහ මුහම්ම්ද් කියන් දේ කරපල්ලා, පන්ඩිත නොවී. ගල් කැට රී යුස් කරන්න අවසර තියෙනවා.. :eek::eek::eek:

    odd number of times ??*#@?? :rofl::rofl::rofl: remember 1 is also an odd number! :eek::eek:
     
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    මල මුත්‍රා පහකරන්න කලින් පෙබල්ස් ( පොඩි ගල් කැට ) අරන් පලයල්ලා. ගල් කැට අතුල්ලලා අරවා හම ගියාට , තුවාල වුනාට කරන්න දෙයක් නෑ. අල්ලා, සහ මුහම්ම්ද් කියන් දේ කරපල්ලා, පන්ඩිත නොවී. ගල් කැට රී යුස් කරන්න අවසර තියෙනවා.. :eek::eek::eek:

    odd number of times ??*#@?? :rofl::rofl::rofl: remember 1 is also an odd number! :eek::eek:

    Mekathawa therune nane ayya...??:baffled::baffled:

    කෂ්ටිය ඇතුලටත් බස්සන්න වගේ හදන්නෙ කොල්ලෝ.. පරිස්සමින් හිටපාං

    Afe affo... :lol::lol::lol: