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AtulaSiriwardane

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thm14 said:
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apoi!! dan meke inna samaharak ge widiyatane EK eka run wenne :oo:
Guys hu r against athula dont represent the whole EK! mind dat and dont screw up the threads with other craps!!

yako even i know this bugga isnt correct wid some things he says; but spamming like this shows ur own stupidity! and it wud bump up the thread too.. again, its Athula Siriwardane's topics all over the main board then :oo: Think about it! Dont u guys think its useless to post even other crap in these threads?? lets stop posting in threads like this but not SPAM :)

some may scold at me too.. I dont care, I just dont want EK to be a mental hospital with variety of Mentally disorderd people acting like cowards..


Peace :)
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The Army Sgt. Major gives a dishonorable discharge...​
An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him.

Sgt. Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.

The Sgt. Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE!" His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration.

The Sgt. Major says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display of prowess with the command of, "DICK, AT EASE!" (His penis goes limp once again). The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.

The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His penis becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE."

The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE!" Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!"

No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells, "Damn it!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
 
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AtulaSiriwardane said:
The Army Sgt. Major gives a dishonorable discharge...​
An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him.

Sgt. Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.

The Sgt. Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE!" His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration.

The Sgt. Major says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display of prowess with the command of, "DICK, AT EASE!" (His penis goes limp once again). The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.

The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His penis becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE."

The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE!" Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!"

No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells, "Damn it!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
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ai oyata amaruda yuddhe karala.nikan labena assayage dath ganinna epa.oyata gedarata wela balan idala amarunam yanawako yuddeta.ranilge aran hadagatta lamayada oya?army eke kollo jiwite,ata,paya nati karagena me yudde karanne.colombo wala idagena oheta ochchara amaru monawa nati welada?prabahakaran ekkama tiyala gal gahanna ona tamuse wage ayata.colombo walata wela boruwata buranawa.
 
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gakumari said:
ai oyata amaruda yuddhe karala.nikan labena assayage dath ganinna epa.oyata gedarata wela balan idala amarunam yanawako yuddeta.ranilge aran hadagatta lamayada oya?army eke kollo jiwite,ata,paya nati karagena me yudde karanne.colombo wala idagena oheta ochchara amaru monawa nati welada?prabahakaran ekkama tiyala gal gahanna ona tamuse wage ayata.colombo walata wela boruwata buranawa.
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Ok i am so sure you are a girl 100%. cos if you are a guy with holding that angry, you would say more than "amarunam yanawako yuddeta" this .

And i am proud to say that you are a real Sri Lankan girl

Thank you for saying that and we all post jokes cos it is useless to talk this damn stupid 3 rd hand guy.

So pls post some joke to support us and overcome this stupid shameless guy

have a nice day Kumari
 
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    geethq said:
    Star Gate- season 1,2,3(99mb)


    season 2

    Code: 
    http://rapidshare.com/files/125722210/Stargate_SG-1__2x01__The_Serpent_s_Lair.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125731080/Stargate_SG-1__2x02__In_the_Line_of_Duty.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125739311/Stargate_SG-1__2x03__Prisoners.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125746934/Stargate_SG-1__2x04__The_Gamekeeper.rm 
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http://rapidshare.com/files/125897333/Stargate_SG-1__2x09__Secrets.rm 
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http://rapidshare.com/files/125921481/Stargate_SG-1__2x11__The_Tok_ra__Part_I_.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125931255/Stargate_SG-1__2x12__The_Tok_ra__Part_II_.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125941609/Stargate_SG-1__2x13__Spirits.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125951482/Stargate_SG-1__2x14__Touchstone.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126078800/Stargate_SG-1__2x15__The_Fifth_Race.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125960349/Stargate_SG-1__2x16__A_Matter_of_Time.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/125968631/Stargate_SG-1__2x17__Holiday.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126029728/Stargate_SG-1__2x18__Serpent_s_Song.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126039187/Stargate_SG-1__2x19__One_False_Step.rm
    season 3

    Code: 
    http://rapidshare.com/files/126090177/Stargate_SG-1__3x01__Into_The_Fire.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126101251/Stargate_SG-1__3x02__Seth.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126113417/Stargate_SG-1__3x03__Fair_Game.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126125600/Stargate_SG-1__3x04__Legacy.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126138957/Stargate_SG-1__3x05__Learning_Curve.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126152056/Stargate_SG-1__3x06__Point_Of_View.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126166873/Stargate_SG-1__3x07__Deadman_Switch.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126178902/Stargate_SG-1__3x08__Demons.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126188345/Stargate_SG-1__3x09__Rules_Of_Engagement.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126197577/Stargate_SG-1__3x10__Forever_In_A_Day.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126205310/Stargate_SG-1__3x11__Past_And_Present.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126212434/Stargate_SG-1__3x12__Jolinar_s_Memories.rm 
http://rapidshare.com/files/126274986/Stargate_SG-1__3x13__The_Devil_You_Know.rm 
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    Thanks Machan
     
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    asachan said:
    Ok i am so sure you are a girl 100%. cos if you are a guy with holding that angry, you would say more than "amarunam yanawako yuddeta" this .

    And i am proud to say that you are a real Sri Lankan girl

    Thank you for saying that and we all post jokes cos it is useless to talk this damn stupid 3 rd hand guy.

    So pls post some joke to support us and overcome this stupid shameless guy

    have a nice day Kumari
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