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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    New Yamaha

    Meka aran thiyenne Italy wala inna ape aiya kenek.Euro 7000K wela.
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    Driving Style ..

    One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. - Sydney ******* One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan ******* One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on Accelerator... - Boston ******* Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake...
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    Brilliant ways! How Girls turn Guys down!!

    HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too ! HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must have been given...
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    3 Magical Wishes

    A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each" So the...
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    Chilly Question & Ans

    Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday ********* Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? Customer: What other colors do you have? ********* Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need...
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    New exam pattern based on IPL rules......Nice one......

    Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL.... Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:- Last one is the best.....!!!!! 1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50. 2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes. 3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to...
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    Bullets are Dangerous

    A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a...
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    What Women Want in Men

    What I Want in a Man, Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3..... Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9.. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man...
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    Thoughts about Men ( Always One ! )

    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. To attract a man, wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.' Women like quiet men because they think they are listening. On one issue at least, men and...
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    If Women Ruled The World ( Just Think ! )

    PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in their pockets. A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing. Fewer women would...
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    Nine Words Women Commonly Use

    (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the...
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    Ada Match eka?

    Ada match eka keeyatada patan ganne?
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    Wine v/s Water

    As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of...
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    PUZZLERS ( Good One Liner Humor )

    [1] IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE AGAINST HER WILL, IS IT CONSIDERED RAPE OR SHOPLIFTING? [2] CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER? [3] HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED? [4] WHY DO YOU HAVE TO "PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN"... BUT IT'S...
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    Funny e mail id's of movie stars [ bollywood ]

    Abhishek Bacchan: [email protected] Amitabh Bacchan: [email protected] Anil Kapoor: [email protected] Salman Khan: [email protected] Shah Rukh Khan: [email protected] Ram Gopal Varma...
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    Conversations

    Actual call centre conversations !!!!! Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'. Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'. Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'. Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'...
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    New Job Titles

    Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Typist: Printed Document Handler Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician...
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    Sweeter Sides of Life

    [1] Sweeter Sides of Life Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always." Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot’ n’Spicy, "Delicious anytime." Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice." Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip." [2] Better Dead than...

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