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  1. Dreamworks_naveen

    My Friend Circle

    Ballo Prasad Yadav came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Rabri, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. "Was it my friend Banta", he demanded. "No !" his weeping wife replied. "Was it my friend Ramta then?" he...
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    Internet v/s God

    1] God knows everything. Internet knows everything. 2] God can't be seen, only its effect can be. Internet can't be seen, only its effect can be. 3] God is everywhere. Nowadays Internet is also everywhere. 4] Pursuit of God needs time/money/dedication. Same with Internet. CONCLUSION...
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    The Second Opinion

    Doctor, the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do." The next day the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now...
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    Telephonic assistance is on its way!

    Most of us have now learned to live with automated telephony as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the god decided to install it? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Jehovah/Allah/and all the rest. For English press...
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    Simplicity

    HIS DIARY V/S HER DIARY Here is good example of Diff between Men and Women..... Her Diary ******* Day night, I thought he was acting Weird. We had made Plans to meet at a Cafe to have some coffee. I was Shopping with my friends All day long, so I Thought he was upset at the...
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    New Job Titles

    OLD TITLES : NEW TITLES Garden Boy : Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid : Family Environs Upkeep Manager Receptionist : Front Office Manager/Office Access Control Typist: Printed Document Handler Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer Window Cleaner ...
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    Newton plays Hide n Seek

    Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den......... ..He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching... .. Everyone starts hiding except Newton...... ... Newton just draws a square of 1 meter...
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    LIQUID PRICES

    Over the weekend, I filled up my car's fuel tank, and I thought fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike. But then I compared it with other common liquids and did some quick calculations, and I felt a little better. To know why, see the results below ? you'll be surprised...
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    THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

    My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:. "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE: "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"...
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    Quotes to think upon...

    I am certain there is too much certainty in the world. TV is chewing gum for the eyes. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. I do not know which makes a...
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    Congratulations

    Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, If they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of...
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    Life Before Computers!

    An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity And a keyboard was on a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age And a CD was a bank account And if you had a corrupted disk It would hurt when you found out! Compress was what you...
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    Deal Under the Table

    A romantic young married couple exploring new ways of romance, intimacy, love, pleasure, joy, touch, smell, positions and styles of Kamasutra, venue, adventure were sitting at a candle light table in a splendid restaurant in the quietest corner of their choice. They ordered expensive wine and...
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    Facts under lined

    Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ********* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ********* The road to success??.. Is always under construction. ********* Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk...
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    THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH

    My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:. "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE: "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!" My...
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    Cute Questions asked by Kids

    She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" ******* My young grandson...
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    Wife was cheating

    A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a whorehouse. The guy says to the cabbie, "Wanna make a $100?" The cabbie says, "Sure, what do I have to do?". The guy...
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    Money Back

    Two deaf guys are trying to buy some condoms, but the pharmacist does not read sign. Frustrated they go outside to figure out a way to make him understand what they want. Finally one of the guys gets an idea, goes into the pharmacy, whips out his member and lays his money beside it on the...
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    Boss Kidnapped

    Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in loud discussions during office time..... Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss" They're...
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    Rhyming couplets

    A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... But the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. ********* My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "go to hell" *********...

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