Funny Sinhala and English SMS

[Dhamatrix]

More How is this?

Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?

Na???

Sure???

Mohothakawath?

Na???

Boru kiyanna epa...

Hamoma Innawa!

Mathak Karala Balanna!

Mathaka na???

Borune Kiyanne

Ehenam oya udeta jangiya Adinne Kohamada??

He He he...Hoo

 

[789]

thanx bro

 

[Dhamatrix]

Update soon

Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or NO...
1....I don't have brain....
2....I don't have sence....
3....I am stupid....


What happend 2 ur mobile?
I was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
Welcome 2 D jungle network, D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree.
plz try later.


Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene...
plz donate.
I have donated 15 litres.


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[Doly]

nice collection

 

[koondeGoda]

 

[wick321]

Thanks Dear..., Morning you make relax my mind with your sms....

 

[Dhamatrix]

What

Machan mewa joliya yawana ewane.
mata davasa 20 withara enava.
mama nam vihilu walata hari kamathi.
Anyway bro Don't get angry with me
This is only for jock so feel it.

 

[wick321]

Teacher : ay umba iye iskole ave nette
Student: wassawa wessi langata genichcha patti danna
Teacher: ay... eka umbe thathtata karanna berida ?
Student: wassi kamathi wassata vitharai teacher.

 

[Dhamatrix]

Thanks bro

Teacher : ay umba iye iskole ave nette
Student: wassawa wessi langata genichcha patti danna
Teacher: ay... eka umbe thathtata karanna berida ?
Student: wassi kamathi wassata vitharai teacher.

Oya thamai issellama jock ekak reply kale.
Keep Going

 

[snoop_ug]

ela ela patta machan

 

[Dhamatrix]

Update soon

if i were to make a dictionary:
CUTE= you
SWEET= you
THOUGHTFUL= you
GOOD LOOKING= you
GORGEOUS= yOU
LIAR= ME!


Hey i saw u in tv.
How smart u r.
How sweet u r.
How lovely u r.
BUT i don't no y u r only coming @ the animal planet Chanel...


Which is the most confussing
day in America(U.S.A.)


Fathers Day..!!
coz
NOBODY knows whom to wish.....

 

[archirasika]

wwww.elakiri.com

 

[fouzan]

nice ones

 

[ram4mira]

Machan mewa joliya yawana ewane.
mata davasa 20 withara enava.
mama nam vihilu walata hari kamathi.
Anyway bro Don't get angry with me
This is only for jock so feel it.

yako he's laughing...lol....Any wy maxx msgs...mamath yawwa

 

[sherlock]

ela ela

 

[dnkr]

dis jokes ar good .bt will need to be spiced up a bit ne

 

[lansoft]

hahaha patta msg tika... thawa danna ko ela

 

[Dhamatrix]

Hear we go

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.


There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.


What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?


Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other,
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"


What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!


WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!


Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


What's the quietest place in the world?
The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.


If you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need money...
........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

Boy: Can I touch ur software
Girl: First show me ur hardware
Boy: Can I install it in ur system
Girl: OK but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

 

[randula01]

maxxa................niyama sms tika

 

[Shiwantha]

ela ela