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Me loke minissu me velave 75%k nidi. 22%k thamange vadavala. 2.9999999999k poth kiyavanava. Ath kohevath nathi ponna vesige puthek me msg 1 kiyavanava.
Menna magen
I went to ur house just now - can't enter cux door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time!
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who is smart, witty, sxc and good looking...so where you gonna hide ME?
Pls turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 3l0HSSV 0773H
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too. But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
A man is like a toilet.
he's either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking the piss or just full of shit.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
Wife: If I sleep with ur best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind? Husband: That u are a Lesbian!
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man..
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A woman cux she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
A girl says to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever". The guy: "thanks for the warning!"
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD & BAD GIRLS:
Good girls loosen a few butons when its hot. Bad girls make it hot by lossening a few buttons!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.
If you wish your spouse to listen to each word you utter, talk in your sleep!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
I'm at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me. possession of good looks im doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out;so hurry up!
MENopause, MENstrual pain, MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HISterectomy...
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMEN PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
A kiss is called humanity if it's on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if it's on ass hole
Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 069 distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report to my bedroom.
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
What is the speed limit of sex? Sixty-eight! At 69 you have to turn around...
Give my SMS back, it was not meant for you.
I went to ur house just now - can't enter cux door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time!
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone
This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
HELP: Cops are after a suspect who is smart, witty, sxc and good looking...so where you gonna hide ME?
Pls turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 3l0HSSV 0773H
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too. But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
A man is like a toilet.
he's either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking the piss or just full of shit.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
Wife: If I sleep with ur best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind? Husband: That u are a Lesbian!
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man..
Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A woman cux she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
A girl says to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever". The guy: "thanks for the warning!"
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD & BAD GIRLS:
Good girls loosen a few butons when its hot. Bad girls make it hot by lossening a few buttons!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.
If you wish your spouse to listen to each word you utter, talk in your sleep!
If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
I'm at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me. possession of good looks im doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out;so hurry up!
MENopause, MENstrual pain, MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HISterectomy...
EVER NOTICED HOW WOMEN PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
A kiss is called humanity if it's on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if it's on ass hole
Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 069 distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report to my bedroom.
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
What is the speed limit of sex? Sixty-eight! At 69 you have to turn around...
Give my SMS back, it was not meant for you.
menna magenuth
Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
naha....
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onna ohomalu
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???
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Ane thawa ekama
eka warak mata
oyage punchi detholata
lanwenne denawada?
Raata wageema udetath
oya detholata mawa lan
karagaththa hati mata
mathak wenawa....(....) ?
"MAMA OYAGE
PARANA"
<TOOTH BRUSH> eka..
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"I LOVE U"
send this msg to
10girls & win a
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ur nearest
POLICE STATION
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Thamuseta pissuda..??
Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...
Thamusege hama waraddakma man
hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana
baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...
Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata
nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa
adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak
naha....
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|
|
|
onna ohomalu
"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...
Paw neda ane..???
............................................................................................
Ane thawa ekama
eka warak mata
oyage punchi detholata
lanwenne denawada?
Raata wageema udetath
oya detholata mawa lan
karagaththa hati mata
mathak wenawa....(....) ?
"MAMA OYAGE
PARANA"
<TOOTH BRUSH> eka..
...............................................................................................
"I LOVE U"
send this msg to
10girls & win a
free TRIP to
ur nearest
POLICE STATION
in luxury JEEP,
food
accomodathion..
BODY masaj TOTALLY
FREE
try this ...
