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Machanla sooooooo sorry for taking time to reply. But chill-up. Here are some more........******
*Why Do Women Wear Panty?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because State Law Says All
Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
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*Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left b****t ?
.
.
.
because.
.
.
.
.
90% of the boys are right handed.. ..
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*A boy open his pants and ask a girl do u want this?
Girl remove her skirt and panties and replied:
.
.
.
My mom said: you have this and you will get plenty of those.....!!
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*Whats written inside Men Toilet :
.
.
.
.
.
The Future of our Country is now in your Hands!
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*Teacher : Correct the sentence,
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
.
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
.
Student : Ladies first.
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*Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
.
.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.
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*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....
Hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
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*"Kiss" in Chemistry & Physics
.
Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
.
Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
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*A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
.
.
who opens her heart receives love,
.
.
who opens her legs receives happiness
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*Beautiful Girl puts her finger on Hotel MANAGER's lips...
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER....
GIRL : tell your BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in your TOILET...
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*Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the b****t so have
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry
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*A husband was stung by a bee on his peniiis and it became swollen.
.
.
His wife prayed,
"Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
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*A couple were in bedroom ..
girl says to her bf, "I wish I had bigger t*ts".
The bf says "I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months".
"How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.
"it worked for your a*s' says the bf"
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So macha, how is it? I hope that you guys aren't mad at me for taking such a long time to reply.
Mekatath salakapan.
Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Why Do Women Wear Panty?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because State Law Says All
Main-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left b****t ?
.
.
.
because.
.
.
.
.
90% of the boys are right handed.. ..
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*A boy open his pants and ask a girl do u want this?
Girl remove her skirt and panties and replied:
.
.
.
My mom said: you have this and you will get plenty of those.....!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Whats written inside Men Toilet :
.
.
.
.
.
The Future of our Country is now in your Hands!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Teacher : Correct the sentence,
A bull and a cow is grazing in the field
.
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
.
Student : Ladies first.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
.
.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*A Good friend is like a Good bra .....
Hard to find, comfortable, supportive, prevents you from falling, holds you tight and is always close to your heart!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*"Kiss" in Chemistry & Physics
.
Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
.
Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*A girl who opens her hands receives gifts,
.
.
who opens her heart receives love,
.
.
who opens her legs receives happiness
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Beautiful Girl puts her finger on Hotel MANAGER's lips...
MANAGER KISSES EACH FINGER....
GIRL : tell your BOSS there is NO TISSUE paper in your TOILET...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the b****t so have
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*A husband was stung by a bee on his peniiis and it became swollen.
.
.
His wife prayed,
"Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*A couple were in bedroom ..
girl says to her bf, "I wish I had bigger t*ts".
The bf says "I recommend to get some toilet tissue n rub it betwn your t*ts for 2 months".
"How will that help to make my t**s bigger?' asks the gf.
"it worked for your a*s' says the bf"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So macha, how is it? I hope that you guys aren't mad at me for taking such a long time to reply.
Mekatath salakapan.
Have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
check out dis...
A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife his finger went
to tease his wife’s pussy.
Wife asks “you want sex?”. “No,just to wet my finger to turn the
page!”
A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife his finger went
to tease his wife’s pussy.
Wife asks “you want sex?”. “No,just to wet my finger to turn the
page!”
Sex life of a couple according to ages:–
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.
A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :-
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
Face is Showroom
Breast is Playroom
Stomach is Store room
Vagina is a Guest room
Ass is a Emergency room.
*Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
.
.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.
loll
datz kind of damn reality man
.
.
boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles.
.
girl: well that is because we aren't married yet.
loll
datz kind of damn reality man
LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up,stms down. stms h! ard,stms
soft.
stms big,
stms small. stms in,stms out. so ,enjoy PENIS..oops,I mean LIFE.
soft.
stms big,
stms small. stms in,stms out. so ,enjoy PENIS..oops,I mean LIFE.
niyama machan......
සෝමදාස;8388432 said:
elakiri machn
hahahaa new new newww
ela ela
thanks machanla, for the replies.....
