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- Thread starter dushan90
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M very worried dizdays..
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can't sleeping well.
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not feeling well
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have no interest in any work
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doc.adviced me that..u needed
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VitaminSHE
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*Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes,
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when most beautiful things in life
we do n***d.
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*Q: Whats the definition of a l*****n ?
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A: Just another d**n Woman..
trying to do a mans job!!!
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*Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover?
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Banta: Your honour, its easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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*Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
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Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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*What is da height of Mixed Emotions?
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Ur mother-in-law falls 4rm da 7th floor
on ur brand new Mercedes n u dnt knw whether
2 laugh or cry.. )
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can't sleeping well.
.
not feeling well
.
have no interest in any work
.
doc.adviced me that..u needed
.
.
.
VitaminSHE
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes,
.
.
when most beautiful things in life
we do n***d.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Q: Whats the definition of a l*****n ?
.
.
.
A: Just another d**n Woman..
trying to do a mans job!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover?
.
.
Banta: Your honour, its easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
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*Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
.
.
.
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*What is da height of Mixed Emotions?
.
.
.
Ur mother-in-law falls 4rm da 7th floor
on ur brand new Mercedes n u dnt knw whether
2 laugh or cry.. )
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Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take
off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
A Girl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie &
says,”honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !”
He says,”Ignore him”.
She says,”I can’t !, he is using my hand”.
says,”honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !”
He says,”Ignore him”.
She says,”I can’t !, he is using my hand”.
ela maxxa
why r women considered stronger than men ?
ans: b’coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane!
A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out
off
her hospital bed &
slapped her husband & shouted, ” I told you not to go doggy
style “.
Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
A prostitute”s nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I”m a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again
Friendship should not be like Breasts
coz they r sucked,
Not like Vagina coz it is fucked,
It should be like a Penis,
coz it stands when ever needed
ans: b’coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane!
A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out
off
her hospital bed &
slapped her husband & shouted, ” I told you not to go doggy
style “.
Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
A prostitute”s nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I”m a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again
Friendship should not be like Breasts
coz they r sucked,
Not like Vagina coz it is fucked,
It should be like a Penis,
coz it stands when ever needed
What is the height of poverty?
.
.
.
When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees….
and you have only 1 rupee!!!!
Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 &
Panties plural when it covers only one?
WOMAN: Sir please teach me how to play golf.
COACH: Ok! Now….. hold the club as if you are holding your husband’s
penis…………………………….. No No take the club out of your mouth!
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.
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When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees….
and you have only 1 rupee!!!!
Why did English teacher slap Santa?
Because Santa asked her: Y is Bra is singular when it covers 2 &
Panties plural when it covers only one?
WOMAN: Sir please teach me how to play golf.
COACH: Ok! Now….. hold the club as if you are holding your husband’s
penis…………………………….. No No take the club out of your mouth!
Q: What Is The Similarity Between Girl And a cup of Tea?
A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising.
Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath?
A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap.
A: Both Are Hot, Have Milk And Are Needed When Rising.
Q: What is difference between Girl in Church and Girl in a Bath?
A: Girl in Church has soul full of hope and Girl in a Bath has hole full of soap.
A man can kiss his wife
A flower can kiss a butterfly
Wine can kiss a frosted glass
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
so the world needs YOU after all!
A flower can kiss a butterfly
Wine can kiss a frosted glass
But u my friend can kiss my ass!
so the world needs YOU after all!
There Is No Cover
There Is No Extra Cover
There 2 Silly Points
2 Fine Legs & A Deep Gully
With Little Grass On The Pitch.
There Is No Extra Cover
There 2 Silly Points
2 Fine Legs & A Deep Gully
With Little Grass On The Pitch.
Love Is A Gamble,
Sex Is A Game,
Boyz Do The Thing
Girls Get The Blame,
1 Night In Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
1 Day In Hospital And
A Junior Needs A Name
Sex Is A Game,
Boyz Do The Thing
Girls Get The Blame,
1 Night In Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
1 Day In Hospital And
A Junior Needs A Name
At 18, a lady is like a football... 22 men behind her At 28, a lady is like a basketball... 10 men behind her At 38, she is like a golf ball... 1 man behind her At 48, she is like a TT ball... one man pushing her to the other...
