(. ) ( .) show them to me.

Sri_Sampath

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  • Jan 26, 2010
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    :lol::lol:
    යකාගෙ පොරක්නේ ඕයි.. හිනා කාලා මැරෙනවා..
    මුගේ තව සිංදු නැද්ද..?

    "Dear Penis"

    Dear penis,
    I don't think I like you anymore,
    You used to watch me shave,
    Now all ya do is stare at the floor,
    Oh dear penis,
    I don't like you anymore.

    It used to be you and me,
    A paper towel and a dirty magazine,
    That's all we needed to get by,
    Now it seems things have changed,
    And I think that you're the one to blame,
    Dear penis, I don't like you anymore.

    He sings

    Dear Rodney,
    I don't think I like you anymore,
    Cos when you get to drinking,
    You put me places I've never been before,
    Dear Rodney, I don't like you anymore.

    Why cant we just get a grip,
    On our man to hand relationship,
    Come to terms with truly how we feel,
    If we put our heads together,
    We'd just stay home forever,
    Dear penis, I think I like you after all.

    Oh and Rodney,
    While you're shaving, shave my balls
    .:baffled::baffled:

    :lol::lol: lankawe me sinduwa kiuwanam uge dead body eka thami eliyata enne.
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     

    sandaru1rox

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