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[isuruimg]

Sexy
23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow" dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE

 

[gpindika]

What is hard and long and full of semen?
>>> Submarine <<<​

 

[gpindika]

Funny
He took me from a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine,
but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

 

[isuruimg]

Sorry Wenna Ona Mage Typig Wala Waraddak Wela
'
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

hehe umba baba

 

[isuruimg]

Friendship
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.

 

[gpindika]

Sexy
I want triplets U want twins.
Lets get in bed and see who wins!

 

[isuruimg]

Friendship
You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

 

[gpindika]

hehe umba baba

Na Bun Man Onlin Job 1k Karana Gaman ne Wada Karanne......
Eka Digata Type Karanna Wela na.......
2k mix Wela post Wela

 

[gpindika]

SexY
If your right leg was thanksgiving
& Ur left leg was Christmas
Could I meet U between the holidays?

 

[gpindika]

Roses are red.
voilets are corny.
when i think of U babes it makes me so HORNY!!!

 

[gpindika]

SexY
Sex is evil and evil's a sin.
but sins are forgiven
so lets get stuck in!!

 

[isuruimg]

Love
if u r bird,i am sky .without ur love i can't fly .when u leave me I will die.

 

[gpindika]

SexY
Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had a wife & liked to beat her smacked her twice around da head F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

 

[isuruimg]

Fun
HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH

 

[isuruimg]

SEX
Mother asks daughter,how is ur sex life? daughter replies like British Airways.Mother reads the ad and is shocked."7 days a week,twice a day,Both ways"

 

[isuruimg]

SEX
Wife says to husband,Did u know that a bull can manage sex everyday thats 365 times a year? husband replies: Yes, but he doesnt have to fcuk the same cow everytime!

 

[isuruimg]

sex
A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt 9" .teacher said i m telling abt NECESSITY not LUXURY

 

[isuruimg]

sex
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

 

[isuruimg]

sex
a man carrying 3 babies'travellin in a train........A Women sittin near him inquired.......R these sweeties belongs 2
u?
MAN:no mam i work in a condom factory n
these r customerz complainz

 

[gpindika]

Fun
HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKE WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH

Maxxa...............