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sex

A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS;
Send me a brother.
SANTA wrote back;
Send me ur mother...

 

[isuruimg]

FUN
Dear customer, you are requested to switch
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off your mobile to avoid any burn injuries.
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as the sender of this msg is a damn HOT personality

 

[gpindika]

sex
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!

Can I Try? (Plug Karannada?)

 

[isuruimg]

sex
CUSTOMER: My wife needs a BRAZER but i dont know the size


SALES GIRL: its ok touch my breast & try to calculate


CUSTOMER: Oh! i forgot she needs underwear too

 

[isuruimg]

sex
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly

 

[gpindika]

SexY
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts,
who opens her heart receives love,
who opens her legs receives happiness.

 

[gpindika]

SexY
A guy and girl had sex poem competition.
Guy: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine.
Girl: two times two is four, hour plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you will never know the depth of mine.

 

[gpindika]

SexY

Boy: aunty why was uncle lying on you last night?
Aunty: he was checking my temperature.
Boy: did he get it right? I saw the thermometer leaking.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY

Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY & SexY
Wife: remove my nighty.
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my bra
Sardar: ok
Wife: remove my panty
Sardar: ok
wife: never wear my dress again

 

[gpindika]

FunnY & SexY

A couple having sex in bedroom asked son to stand in the balcony and keep telling them what's going on outside.
Son: john is buying fruits, Tina is playing and Michael uncle is having sex.
Dad: what? Is he doing it openly?
Son: no, I haven't seen him but his son is also standing in the balcony.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Teacher: why did you laugh?
Boy: I saw one strap of your bra.
Teacher: get out of the class for 1 week.
Two boys laughed, Teacher: why did you laugh:
boys: I saw both straps. Teacher: get out for 1 month. She bent down to take chalk, jony started walking out.
Teacher: jony, why you are going out?
Jony: what I just saw I think my school days are over.

 

[gpindika]

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be
inside women!

 

[gpindika]

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Nurse came out with a new born kid.
Sardar rushed to take the kid and after seeing screamed,
I got son.
Nurse slapped him,
leave my finger you fool,
it’s a girl.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY & SexY
Man charged for necrophilia judge: I haven't seen such a case in 20 years. Can you give me one reason why you did it?
Man: I can give three
1. Its none of your business.
2. She was my wife and
3. I don't know she was dead as he always behaved this way during sex. He was pardoned.

 

[gpindika]

A dancer bends down, a USA guy puts $100 in her panty; English guy puts $200 in her panty. A Sardar took his ATM card, swipes between her ass and takes all $300.

 

[sagara_sd]

OBA WENUWEN BALAN ENNA PUNCHI KADULATA....
BIMA WETENNA DENNA EPA RIDEI ATHKOTA.....

 

[gpindika]

OBA WENUWEN BALAN ENNA PUNCHI KADULATA....
BIMA WETENNA DENNA EPA RIDEI ATHKOTA.....

Well Come to EK!

 

[gpindika]

Funny & SexY
What is the difference between a child and an egg? Egg is an result of a sitting hen and cuild is a result of standing cock.