=>SMS<= Fun,Love, Etc..........

[gpindika]

FunnY
Husband: I am going out for five days.
Wife: ok but don’t surprise me by coming back early
otherwise you will be surprised.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Nurse put patient finger in her mouth, after blood test.
Patient starts dancing,
nurse asks: why you are dancing?
Patient: next is urine test.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Lady patient: Doctor please cal my husband inside.
Doctor: Trust me I am gentleman.
Patient: No Dr. your nurse is sitting outside and my husband is not gentleman.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Ten girls jumped into swimming pool.
Suddenly, all water disappears why?
New whisper ultra absorbs all water.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Biology teacher asked students to draw the female reproductive organ.
A girl feels shy and looks down.
Boys shouts miss she is copying.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Son: daddy what’s the difference between confidence and secret?
Daddy: dear, you are my son that is confidence. Your friend ramu also my son that secret.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Wife: I am going to London.What gift do you want?
Husband: a British girl.
(Wife return to India)
husband: where is my gift?
Wife: wait for nine months.

 

[gpindika]

FunnY
Blind boy giving sweet to all.
Aunty came from bathroom without dress to get sweets, knowing he's blind. Aunty: what's special? Boy: I got my eyes.

 

[gpindika]

LovE
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

 

[gpindika]

LoVe
Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me!

 

[gpindika]

LovE
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

 

[gpindika]

LovE
Im going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

 

[sherlock]

wadan ne ela

 

[gpindika]

Gd N8!
somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you!

 

[gpindika]

wadan ne ela

ThanX Qwa Ehenum

Gd N8!
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight

 

[gpindika]

CoOoL
Nobody is like u,
nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u,
nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best fr,
nobody is happy with u....
dont cry.......
my name is nobody

 

[gpindika]

stupid

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

 

[gpindika]

Valentine's Day
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

 

[gpindika]

friendship
Pure friendship never cares for money,
beauty,
richness,
familiarity,
education,
employed;
it only wants a caring for a crying heart.

 

[gpindika]

Gud mrning.
The butyful drms has com tru.
The litle cute birds r singing 4U.
The rays of sun r touching Ur butyful eyes
n
distrbing U 4 wising gud mrning 2u.
Gud mrning.