EK Married Club-5

[SANJEE]

අම්මෝ දැකපු කල්....
මලය, කොහොමද අවුරුදු....

හිහි අවුරුදු සරුකමටම ඔන්න අදයි වැඩට ආවේ......

වෙනදා වගේම තමා මිනියෝ මටනං විශේෂයක් කියලා තිබුනේ ඉතිං අපේ ගෙදර අපි තුන්දෙනා අවුරුද්ද සැමරුවා පලවෙනි වතාවට............ කොහොමද ඔහේ.....?

 

[minipura]

මේ අවුරුද්දට සෙටමෝල් වෙන්නද අර බුවල්ලෝ හැදුවේ.......?

මම යනවා කාලා එන්න කියලා..... අද අපේ උන්දෑ නැගිටිනකොට 6 වෙච්චි..... ඉතිං අද කඩෙන්.......

රෑ වෙනකන් වැඩ වෙන්ටැති.....

 

[SANJEE]

රෑ වෙනකන් වැඩ වෙන්ටැති.....

නැතෝ...... මේ ටිකේම දවල් වෙනකම් හැමෝම නිදාගෙන අදත් ඒ පුරුද්දට නින්ද ගිහිං..... එලාම් ඒක තියලත් නෑ ඊයේ රෑ......

 

[minipura]

හිහි අවුරුදු සරුකමටම ඔන්න අදයි වැඩට ආවේ......

වෙනදා වගේම තමා මිනියෝ මටනං විශේෂයක් කියලා තිබුනේ ඉතිං අපේ ගෙදර අපි තුන්දෙනා අවුරුද්ද සැමරුවා පලවෙනි වතාවට............ කොහොමද ඔහේ.....?

ඇවිදිල්ල ඉවරයක් නෑ බන්, දැනුත් නෑදෑ ගෙදරක (නැනගේ ගෙදර )
එපා වෙනවා, ආයේ හවස කට්ටියම කොහේහරි යන්න කතාවෙන්නේ.....

 

[minipura]

නැතෝ...... මේ ටිකේම දවල් වෙනකම් හැමෝම නිදාගෙන අදත් ඒ පුරුද්දට නින්ද ගිහිං..... එලාම් ඒක තියලත් නෑ ඊයේ රෑ......

 

[SANJEE]

ඇවිදිල්ල ඉවරයක් නෑ බන්, දැනුත් නෑදෑ ගෙදරක (නැනගේ ගෙදර )
එපා වෙනවා, ආයේ හවස කට්ටියම කොහේහරි යන්න කතාවෙන්නේ.....

හයියෝ යාන්තං තව ගෙවල් දෙකයි තියෙන්නේ ඔලුව දාන්න...... ඊයේ පෙරේදා දවස දෙකේ ඔය නෑදෑගෙවල් වල ගිහිං ඉවර කරගත්තා අපිනම්..... ආයේ වෙලාවක් හම්බෙන්නෙත් නෑනේ.....

මොකෝ android එකක්වත් ගත්තද ගෙදරදී නැතුව මඟදී ලොග් වෙන්න......?

 

[minipura]

හයියෝ යාන්තං තව ගෙවල් දෙකයි තියෙන්නේ ඔලුව දාන්න...... ඊයේ පෙරේදා දවස දෙකේ ඔය නෑදෑගෙවල් වල ගිහිං ඉවර කරගත්තා අපිනම්..... ආයේ වෙලාවක් හම්බෙන්නෙත් නෑනේ.....

මොකෝ android එකක්වත් ගත්තද ගෙදරදී නැතුව මඟදී ලොග් වෙන්න......?

පිස්සුද, හත වැදිලා ඉන්නේ මොන ඇන්ඩ්රොයිඩ් ද.....
කම්මැලි නිසා යනතැනක ලැප උස්සන් යනවා....
13, 14, 15 දිගටම වැඩකලා මචන්. නිවාඩු තිබුනේ නෑ. ඊයේ, අද තමා නිවාඩු.
ආයේ 20, 21 නිවාඩු.

 

[SANJEE]

පිස්සුද, හත වැදිලා ඉන්නේ මොන ඇන්ඩ්රොයිඩ් ද.....
කම්මැලි නිසා යනතැනක ලැප උස්සන් යනවා....
13, 14, 15 දිගටම වැඩකලා මචන්. නිවාඩු තිබුනේ නෑ. ඊයේ, අද තමා නිවාඩු.
ආයේ 20, 21 නිවාඩු.

හිහි මමත් සමහර දිහාවල ගිහිං නිදි කිරා වැටෙනවා කරන්න දෙයක් නැතුව ඊයේ පෙරේදා..... ටීවී වලත් මෙලෝ දෙයක් නෑ ආසාවෙන් බලන්න.....

ඒ කියන්නේ හෙට අනිද්දා ආයේ වැඩ......? නැකත් වෙලාවට ගෙදරට පනින්න පුළුවන් වුනාද අවුරුදු දවසේ......?

 

[WICKILEAKS]

ආආහ්හ් කිකුලනි අවුරුදු කෙසේද?

 

[gayankuwait]

 

[gayankuwait]

ආආහ්හ් කිකුලනි අවුරුදු කෙසේද?

කිකුලනි කියන්නෙ මොක්කුද? විකියා අවු ජයයි බන් අම්බනකට උබට කොහොමද අවුරුදු ජයද? නැ ගෙවල් වල ගියාද?

 

[gayankuwait]

තුට්ටුදෙකට thattu

 

[urajdrlk]

සිරාවටම දැන් නන්නත්තාරයි ඉතිරි දවස ටික.......

ඉස්සරහට විතරක් වැඩක් නෑනේ බං කැතයිනේ..... මොනවයින්ද කරේ ඔය නිකං ලයිට් වැලක් එහෙම නෙවෙයිනේ නේ.....?

එල එල......

LED වැලක්..... ඊබේ ගෙන්නුවේ....

 

[gayankuwait]

One day, crystal asked his
mom
what sex was.
"Tonight, go into your
sister's
room, hide behind the
curtain,
and watch what she and her
boy
friend do.
The following morning,
crystal's
mom asked what happened.
Crystal explained "well at
first, they
were just kinda talking and
laughing, but after a while
they
started kissing and hugging,
sister got a fever, cuz she
said she
was feeling hot.
So sister's boyfriend put his
hand
under her shirt to find her
heart,
just like the doctor would.
Except he's not so smart
because
both of them got sick and
they
started panting and getting
all out
of breath.
His other hand must have
been
cold because he put it under
her
skirt.
About this time sis got worse
and
began to moan and sigh, and
squirm around and slide to
the
end of her bed. then i finally
found out what was making
them
sick - a big eel had gotten
inside
her boyfriend's pants
somehow.
It just jumped out of his
pants
and stood there, about 15 cm
long! anyways he grapped it
in
one hand to keep it from
getting
away.
When sis saw it, she got
really
scared- her eyes got big,
and her
mouth fell open, and she
started
calling to God and stuff like
that.
She said it was the biggest
one
she had ever seen, I should
tell
her about the ones by the
lake,
anyway sis got brave and
tried to
kill the eel by biting its head
off.
All of a sudden she grabbed
it
with both hands and tried to
keep
it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her
legs
so she could get a scissor-
lock on
it, and the boyfriend helped
by
lying on top of the eel.
The eel put on a heck of a
fight.
Sis started moaning and
squealing and her boyfriend
almost upset the couch. I
guess
they wanted to kill the eel by
squishing it between them.
After a while, they both
stopped
moving and gave a great
sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure
enough they had killed the
eel!
I knew because it just hung
there
and also because some of its
insides were dripping out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a
little
tired from the battle, but
they
went back to the bed
anyway!
He started hugging and
kissing
her again! by golly, the eel
wasn't
dead!It jumped straight up
and
started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats-
they have
nine lives or something like
that.
this time, sis jumped up and
tried
to kill it by sitting on it.
After a 35 minute struggle
they
finally killed the eel. I knew it
was
dead because I saw sis
boyfriend
peel it's skin off and flush it
d
own
the toilet!"
crystal's mom fainted!! xD

 

[minipura]

හිහි මමත් සමහර දිහාවල ගිහිං නිදි කිරා වැටෙනවා කරන්න දෙයක් නැතුව ඊයේ පෙරේදා..... ටීවී වලත් මෙලෝ දෙයක් නෑ ආසාවෙන් බලන්න.....

ඒ කියන්නේ හෙට අනිද්දා ආයේ වැඩ......? නැකත් වෙලාවට ගෙදරට පනින්න පුළුවන් වුනාද අවුරුදු දවසේ......?

මේපාර නැගත් වෙලාවට නම් දෙන්නම ගෙදර හිටියා.

 

[minipura]

ආආහ්හ් කිකුලනි අවුරුදු කෙසේද?

මචෝ උඹ ආවද, කොයිවෙලේද ගහෙන් බැස්සේ....

 

[urajdrlk]

තරි මාමා ඈවිත්ද දන්නේ නෑ......??

 

[gayankuwait]

 

[minipura]

One day, crystal asked his
mom
what sex was.
"Tonight, go into your
sister's
room, hide behind the
curtain,
and watch what she and her
boy
friend do.
The following morning,
crystal's
mom asked what happened.
Crystal explained "well at
first, they
were just kinda talking and
laughing, but after a while
they
started kissing and hugging,
sister got a fever, cuz she
said she
was feeling hot.
So sister's boyfriend put his
hand
under her shirt to find her
heart,
just like the doctor would.
Except he's not so smart
because
both of them got sick and
they
started panting and getting
all out
of breath.
His other hand must have
been
cold because he put it under
her
skirt.
About this time sis got worse
and
began to moan and sigh, and
squirm around and slide to
the
end of her bed. then i finally
found out what was making
them
sick - a big eel had gotten
inside
her boyfriend's pants
somehow.
It just jumped out of his
pants
and stood there, about 15 cm
long! anyways he grapped it
in
one hand to keep it from
getting
away.
When sis saw it, she got
really
scared- her eyes got big,
and her
mouth fell open, and she
started
calling to God and stuff like
that.
She said it was the biggest
one
she had ever seen, I should
tell
her about the ones by the
lake,
anyway sis got brave and
tried to
kill the eel by biting its head
off.
All of a sudden she grabbed
it
with both hands and tried to
keep
it from biting again.
Sis lay back and spread her
legs
so she could get a scissor-
lock on
it, and the boyfriend helped
by
lying on top of the eel.
The eel put on a heck of a
fight.
Sis started moaning and
squealing and her boyfriend
almost upset the couch. I
guess
they wanted to kill the eel by
squishing it between them.
After a while, they both
stopped
moving and gave a great
sigh. Her
boyfriend got up, and sure
enough they had killed the
eel!
I knew because it just hung
there
and also because some of its
insides were dripping out.
Sis and her boyfriend were a
little
tired from the battle, but
they
went back to the bed
anyway!
He started hugging and
kissing
her again! by golly, the eel
wasn't
dead!It jumped straight up
and
started to fight again.
I guess eels are like cats-
they have
nine lives or something like
that.
this time, sis jumped up and
tried
to kill it by sitting on it.
After a 35 minute struggle
they
finally killed the eel. I knew it
was
dead because I saw sis
boyfriend
peel it's skin off and flush it
d
own
the toilet!"
crystal's mom fainted!! xD

 

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