Menna magen Comitel thread ekak :P

[pissupoosa jr.]

Serena was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it
hurts, she never had a boyfriend. So she went to a
psychic for help. "Honey! "- said the psychic. "You
will not have luck in love in this life. But in the
reincarnation, you will be a much desired woman and
all men will fall at your feet". Serena left very
happy and excited, and as she went over a bridge she
thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life
begins". She decided to jump off the bridge right
away. But, incredibly Serena didn't die! She fell
onto the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost
her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered,
still drowsy and not being able to see very well,
and not knowing where she was, she started touching
her surroundings, feeling all the bananas. She
mumbled with a huge smile on her face: "GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE... ONE AT A TIME !!!"

 

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[AselaAsanka]

 

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whats more important Girl or text message?

 

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Bandu on TNL

 

[N4you25]

wili lajjawe santhose be

 

[emil]

Elaz

 

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Newly Married

 

[Djwathila]

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මේකනම් එල කරල බලන්න ඕනෙ..............

 

[coolparkinglot]

jangi galuwwama ubaalataa hina yanwada apooooooooooooooooooooo ;ajjawe bha

 

[pissupoosa jr.]

Random ..

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One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"


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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, eating a cake while her dad gets his haircut.

The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest.
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell me all of your sins, my daughter."

"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," she says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard, and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass,
and drink it."

"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?"
"No," the priest says, "but it'll wipe that smile off your face!"




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Wives are funny creatures.

They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks

and then they want to kill the woman who does.

 

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Pepsi-change the Game

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