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Never Kiss a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never Kiss a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
But always Kiss a lady teacher,
Because she will say, repeat it 5 times
***
Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was
down..
His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left
your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that
Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his
Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk,
He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires."
***
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
***
She will say, hands up.
Never Kiss a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
But always Kiss a lady teacher,
Because she will say, repeat it 5 times
***
Boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was
down..
His secretary walked up to him and asked, "Boss this morning when you left
your house, did you close your garage door?" This was not a phrase that
Her Boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled.
When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his
Zipper was not zipped up. He zipped up and remembering what his Secretary had told him, finally understood.
He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk,
He said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, "No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini Cooper with 2 flat tires."
***
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
***
Husband: Honey I have a problem at work...
Wife: Not "I" but "We", We are now ONE... Ur Problem is my problem...
Husband: Ok Sweetie, Our secretary is Pregnant for Us..
Wife: Not "I" but "We", We are now ONE... Ur Problem is my problem...
Husband: Ok Sweetie, Our secretary is Pregnant for Us..
Baddy was driving back home after getting drunk..........A Lady Police stopped him...
Lady Police: Park the car aside......May I see your licence......??
Baddy: Sure....
Lady Police took out her Pen and note book and said......"Anything you say will be taken down........"
Baddy: Panties please............
Lady Police: Park the car aside......May I see your licence......??
Baddy: Sure....
Lady Police took out her Pen and note book and said......"Anything you say will be taken down........"
Baddy: Panties please............
