A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt! A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
There are SIX best men in a woman's life: A Doctor who says, "Take your clothes off" A Dentist who says, "Open wide" A Hairdresser who says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" A Milkman who says, "Do you want it in the front or back?" An Interior Designer who says, "Once its in, you'll love it!" A Banker who says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
There are SIX best men in a woman's life: A Doctor who says, "Take your clothes off" A Dentist who says, "Open wide" A Hairdresser who says, "Do you want it teased or blown?" A Milkman who says, "Do you want it in the front or back?" An Interior Designer who says, "Once its in, you'll love it!" A Banker who says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
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