~~ funy SMS ~~~

EHDEHD

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  • Nov 3, 2007
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    බළපිටිය
    minissu hari pudumai appa

    Eyalata,

    salli mathak wenne
    duppath unama

    beheth mathak wenne
    leda unama

    handa mathak wenne
    amawaka dawasata

    kalakaruwo mathak wenne
    eyala merunama

    auwa mathak wenne
    wahinakota

    deiyo mathak wenne
    weradunama

    mawa mathak wenne
    thani unama

    ETH NARAKAMA DE.....

    AMMA MATHAK WENNE
    THARAHA GIYAMA...
     

    Mr.chachi

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  • Oct 7, 2011
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    Duwa : Aachchiye anna rasthiyadu kara kollo tikak me paththata enawa..
    Aachchi : Aththada duwe..ehenam palayan uba ge athulata..
    Duwa : Aachchiye anna kasun (ubala sms 1 yawana kollage nama dapan methanta) ayyath me paththata enawa..
    Aachchi : aaah bola ekath enawada..??? hitapan poddak math ge athulata enakan..
     

    EHDEHD

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  • Nov 3, 2007
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    බළපිටිය
    Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my
    choice.
    Son: No
    Dad: The girl is Bill Gates'
    daughter.
    Son: Then ok
    Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
    Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
    my son.
    Bill Gates: No
    Dad: My son is d CEO of the
    World Bank.
    Bill Gates: Then ok
    Dad goes 2 the President of the
    World Bank..
    Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO
    of ur bank.
    President:No!
    Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill
    Gates.
    President:Then ok!
    This is BUSINESS






    !!_10 FACTS_!!
    1. You have a facebook account.
    2. You have a mobile/pc.
    3. You are reading this post
    without any reason.
    5. You didn't notice that number
    4
    is missing.
    6. You will go to check it.
    8. You have noticed that number
    7
    is also missing.
    9. You are now smiling.
    10. You enjoy reading it.
    11. Where is number 1 ?
    12. You will check it and stop
    reading it Now.
    !!!
    !!!
    Am I right ?


    D = dear
    A = always
    R = remembar
    L = love
    I = is
    N = not
    G = game
     

    bulza

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  • Apr 21, 2010
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    පාතාලේ
    Jeewithe etta 6k thiyanwa...

    01. Obata be obe diwen obe dath serama allana

    02.hama modayekma eka kiyapu gaman karala balanna try karanwa

    03.E mulin kiyapu atta boruwak kiyuala karala baladdi terum gannawa

    04.oya dan hina wenawa ati..
    mokada oya modayek unu nisa

    05.Oya hitanawa ikmanata me msg 1 tawath modayekta yawanna oni kiyala

    06.Onna dan eka ahuwama aayeth oyage mune hinawak athi wenwa

    yawala balanna..eyalage munet oyage wagema moda hinawak tiyewi
    :P :P
     

    bulza

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  • Apr 21, 2010
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    පාතාලේ
    Reta ahasa harima lassanai..Eth e lassana wadi wenna tharu godak thiyenwanam...
    Mal gas godak lassanai..eth mal gas godak lassana wenne godak mal pipenwanam...Muhuda lassanai.Eth muguda godak lassana reli godak naginwanam.Oyath lassanai..Eth oya godak lassana punchiyata hari podi An dekak thiyenwanam...
    :P :P
     

    bulza

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  • Apr 21, 2010
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    පාතාලේ
    Girl :- athi ane...kauru hari dakkoth..
    ikmanata balaganna..
    Boy:- thawa tikak inna.poddane ane dakke...kauruth dakinnethi wei..
    thawa tikak ussala pennako... :P
    Gir:-mata be..Mama kamathi na...
    Boy;-ay kamathi natte?
    pennako age nokara... :P
    Girl;-ay? pennuwe nathi nam.....
    Boy:-oya pennuwe nati nam
    Mama..
    exam eken 'FAIL" wei.. :P :P
     

    bulza

    Well-known member
  • Apr 21, 2010
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    පාතාලේ
    Monkey 1 :-
    mama me gahata aluthen awe
    oyalage boss ta tikak katha karanna oni..

    Monkey 2 :-
    shh...sadda karanna epa
    Lokka sms 1k kiyawanawa
    HEI...GD 9t Boss...sd


    **************************

    Peep..peep zoo eke car 1 me...
    tawa 1 Rilawiyak adui...Me inne...
    4n eka athe tiyan mkada me..?
    Ha ha naginawa car ekata...Parakku wenwa zoo 1ke
    kattiya oya balanna pora kanwa.. :P :P

    **************************


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    BUT

    DUKATA

    SATHUTATA

    SENEHASATA

    YALUKAMATA

    SAHODARAKAMATA

    ONAMA DEKATA

    EKAMA NUM 1 071******( ubalage num eka gahafalla )
     
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