Louise: Okay, before we do this, let's talk weapons. What'd everybody bring?
Tina: Wait, what? None. Why are we talking weapons now? There was a much better time to do this, back when we were near weapons.
Louise: Well, I have extras. You're welcome. (sighs) Okay, here's what I got: ruler, for slapping or poking.
Gene: Or measuring.
Tina: Pass.
Louise: Key chain, for stabbing.
Gene: Or keys.
Louise: You could also take the key chain, and you could force it down a throat.
Gene: Yeah, you could sneak it into someone's mouth.
Louise: Yeah.
Gene: "Hey, what's that? Oh, keys in your mouth."
Tina: Wha-What else you got?
Louise: Uh, you know, mace, knife... but I'm keeping those